Have you ever seen the episode of The Simpsons where Lisa becomes a vegetarian?  The family starts out at a petting zoo.  A lamb walks up and they all “Awwwwwwwwww” it.  Then a smaller lamb comes up and the “AWWWWWW” gets louder.  Then the third….and then when the poor first lamb returns, they have seen so much cuter that Homer “Get out of the way YOU”s it?

Capri Island is that petting zoo.

First you get off the boat and you are at the Port of Capri.  Oh wow!  Look at this!  You take like fifty pictures, it is so beautiful.

Then you take the funicular (I LOVE FUNICULARS)

and you end up here:

Holy crap, right?  Oh but we are not done yet.

Next up, you take a bus up to Anacapri. LOOK AT THIS:

This would be sufficient, right?  But no, there is more.  From Anacapri, you take an absolutely terrifying chair lift ride:

and your reward is the summit of Mount Solaro.  Get out of the way ALL OF YOU.

Incredible.