When we last left off, I was taking a nap in my room at the Flamingo hotel, after a busy morning traipsing all around Tropicana.
When I woke up, it was time to go to the Mirage. I have two purposes for this. 1. To use a MyVegas reward for a dinner buffet. 2. To visit my Buffalo machine that gave me an $1881 win back in March.
There used to be a Deuce bus stop outside of Flamingo. I have no idea why, but it is now gone. That means there are no bus stops going North, between Paris and Harrahs. That’s pretty ridiculous. So I had to walk to Mirage in 100+ degree
I passed through the Wildlife Habitat in the back of Flamingo.
I am not sure if everyone is aware, but they have commemorative bricks back there that you can purchase. I have always wanted to buy one for my mother but have yet to get around to it.
You can order one here.
Finally at Mirage, my Buffalo machine is taken. Oh come the fuck on. Did every person on the planet read about my win and are now hogging up my machine?!?
I refuse to play any other machine so dinner first it is. I have a MyVegas reward, making the buffet free. The value of these rewards are honestly dependent upon the user. I went in, quickly made my selections, ate and bolted. I was probably in there maybe about fifteen minutes. This buffet has free wine and beer so I am sure the majority of visitors spend a lot more time there. But for me, I have a Buffalo machine that needs my immediate attention.
I am so happy to discover she is free! I sit down and play her. There is a woman next to me, who strikes up a conversation about Buffalo slot machines. How sometimes they suck and sometimes they pay big. I just agree with her. I do not tell her about my magic machine that is right next to her. I don’t need anymore competition. I am down about $100, which is disgustingly degenerate, when I hit a bonus for $140. WOW. THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU.
I cash out and run the fuck out of there before she starts screaming for me to come back.
My next destination is El Cortez. I want them to love me again so I gave them a bunch of play in March. I did not darken their doors in July because I was on such a massive losing streak. But that play from March seemed to do the trick as I got a postcard for $50 free play in the month of my birthday. No stay required. I am in!
I want to play the $50 on Buffalo but Buffalo isn’t being nice to me. So I play it on Ultimate X video poker. And lose it so quick that I am legit shocked. How did FIFTY DOLLARS go that fast?!
I decide to console myself with Buffalo. I sit down at the four play machine that was nice to me back in March. I got some really good hits. This is the only one I have a photo of:
I was here for a very long time. Just like back in March. I get up to $400 and decide to leave a winner. And by “winner” I mean “degenerate” and I lost $100 of my winnings on my way out the door. But that’s okay because I still have $300!
I take the Deuce bus back to Flamingo. I want so badly to visit Cromwell and play Ultimate X. But I had stopped at Walgreens and have a bunch of drinks with me that I need to drop off in my room. I do not want to go to my room and come back out. So I decide to play a little bit at Flamingo. A little bit turns into a little bit more. Then some more. I am losing like crazy. I need to get up. If you are going to keep playing, fucking walk ten feet to Cromwell which is right next door. You have had amazing luck there. But I don’t want to carry my bags there. So go to the room. I don’t want to go to the room and come back. Well then just go to the room period. Stop shoving money in the machines. You stupid asshole, you just lost three hundred dollars, on machines you don’t even want to play. Because you would not walk ten feet to the casino next door.
But look what showed up soon after I got home. Success!!