So I love gambling. If you are unaware of this, then this must be your first time here. Welcome!
I wanted to take one last trip to Atlantic City as once March hits, I have way too many travel plans that I will not be able to fit a gambling trip in until September at the earliest. This does not include the fact that I will be in MACAU in May. But that will not be a true gambling trip since you know, I should actually see the city.
So I picked the dates I wanted to go – next weekend. Oh hey what is the one weekend that is not coming up comped for me? That’s right, next weekend. Fine, I will gladly go this weekend then.
I left work early and went to Port Authority to catch the bus. As I typically do, I happen to find a penny on heads in Port Authority. I am really good at finding pennies on heads when I am gambling. This particular penny happened to be next to a dime on tails. I couldn’t decide if picking up the dime would undo the penny’s luck. But I am a cheapo weirdo who must pick up ALL CHANGE EVER (except pennies on tails obviously) so I grab that too.