Awhile back, I was dead asleep sitting at my desk at work. I made a post about “Ode to Hotel Beds” that I don’t even really remember typing, because I was dead asleep. This hotel bed made the cut as the absolute worst. But since I had limited the post just to beds, it was not allowed a chance to shine in full glory. So now here it is, getting full credit for being the most gross hotel I have ever slept in.
This is the Travelodge in Orlando, Florida. These were taken in August of 2006. So there is a chance it no longer looks like this. I believe it is fair to note that.
My friend Dave was with me. He perfectly described it as “a meth lab turned to murder scene”
Not only are the arms of these chairs FILTHY AS FUCK, the wheels fell off one when Dave pulled it out from the table.
Lamp base, probably featuring evidence of free basing.
For all its faults, this shower had the best water pressure. Which was good because we got to power wash the hotel off of us.
Bubbling wall paper.
Oh hey, more general filth
Note the cobwebs up top
And the headliner, bloody mattresses.
Dave’s take on this one was “oh and look, there’s a number four, which is probably the number of people murdered in this bed”
This carpet felt like it was soaked in an inch of motor oil. It was so gross.
And there you have it.
What was the worst hotel room you have ever seen?