Today I woke up at Cosmopolitan in time to watch the sunrise, before going back to bed. I am personally confused on how I was facing the Rio when I was facing South, but here we are.
Waking up for real, headed right to MY Ultimate X video poker machine.
Arrived at District Donuts 2 minutes late for breakfast. Yeargh. When attempting to put sugar in my coffee, the lid fell off the sugar and a pound landed in my coffee. Oddly, I never use sugar, so this was just reinforcing that choice.
Good morning Las Vegas! ANYTHING can happen!
I went down to play and someone is on MY machine god dammit. I used my Cosmo free play in a Dancing Drums machine and won $100.
As the credits were racking up, the interloper exited MY machine YAY.
Good morning Las Vegas! I woke up at California, moving to Cosmopolitan today. I showered and got dressed. When leaving the room, I noticed my do not disturb sign was somehow missing so I made my own and went about my day.
I stopped at MY Buffalo at Binions to use my free play. The card reader is working today and holy shit, I got a handpay? Holy shit.
Good morning Las Vegas!
Maintenance knocks on my door. The sink next door is clogged. Hate people randomly coming into my room when I am not prepared. What if I washed my underwear? Maintenance dude knocked over my toothbrush haaaaaaaaate.
I am staying at California on a video poker tournament. I did terrible. I kept fucking up and missing holds.
I grabbed lunch and had time to shower before my next meeting. This was a rare treat of ending the day not starving and already showered.
I went to Dunkin Donuts and somehow got a really bad coffee. This has never happened before in my life. Why.
Played at Fremont, all the machines here hate me. I had the thought that I have had many times, which is – how do I keep getting comped here when the machines hate me so much that I can’t play anything because I have no money?!
Forced myself to go to Walgreens for Benadryll since I have been ignoring the fact that I am very sick. This will probably not cure me but will give me an amazing sleep tonight.
I stopped to play Buffalo at Binions on my way back to my room. The card reader isn’t working so I guess we are broken up?
Burger to go, room and Benadryll and zzzzzzzzzz.
I do want to say that I am posting this 6 months after I wrote it up. Since then, I took a three week NON WORKING trip to Las Vegas and it really just makes these working trip days seem so short, stressed and boring. I am sorry I am boring.
Las Vegas trip report day 8. Good morning Las Vegas!
I wanted to get Dunkin Donuts before work but woke up way too late. I have not had any one day since I got here where I had normal sleep. Fortunately, Laperts is open and they have coffee.
Back to my room to work!
Housekeeping came. I was hoping they would not. I do not have a do not disturb sign but kind of hoped they simply don’t have housekeeping at all in these (still) Covid times. She told me I was supposed to check out today. Nope, Monday. She asked if she could call the front desk from my room to verify. Yes. No one is answering. “Are you checking out tomorrow?” No, Monday. “So tomorrow?” No, today is Thursday, I am checking out on Monday. “Do you need towels?” No thank you. “So you check out tomorrow?” I am sorry, there actually is a camera on since I am in a work meeting but I didn’t realize it was feeding to Candid Camera?
Good morning Las Vegas.
And fuck the MLife mobile app for doing maintenance when I needed to get into my room after smoking / before work. I had to go to the front desk and get a key.
Played Buffalo – I love early morning wins.
Las Vegas trip report day 6.
I slept HORRIBLY last night and could not get out of bed this morning. I missed my opportunity to walk all the way to Starbucks before work and ended up at The Roasted Bean, which I never knew existed.
Me: 2 large iced coffees please!
Her: We don’t have iced coffee
Me: What the fuck?!
Other Her: We have cold brew
Me: 2 large cold brews please!
I was having such a nicotine fit because I didn’t smoke before coffee. Had I not been saved by the cold brew, who knows what would have happened to me.
Lost $100 in Dancing Drums. I really need to stop playing this here.
Las Vegas trip report day 5.
I woke up at 5:30 at Treasure Island. I thought there was a huge bug in my room but it turns out it was just the top of this lamp. Holy morning heart attack.
I went to get Starbucks before work. Having a Starbucks inside the actual hotel was a huge selling point for me. Well the line – nope. Starbucks opens at 6:00, which is when I have to be “at” work. I would have still been on the line when my first meeting started so CVS bottled coffee it is. HUGE disappointment. I do not have a lot of work meetings tomorrow or Wednesday so I am moving to Mirage after work today. It sucks that I am paying for my third night at Treasure Island and won’t be staying. Yes I could cancel it. No I won’t because I feel I should pay for my terrible opinion of thinking this hotel would be the most perfect hotel for working.
Also mobile hotspot also sucks in this room.
Las Vegas trip report day 4!
I woke up just before 8:00 and showered and finished packing. My plans this morning are:
Play $100 at Four Queens
Collect my free play from the June promotion and my cash back
Go to The D and play $100 on Dancing Drums
How did it go?
Well I lost $100 in the Four Queens. Collected my $31 cash back and $120 free play. Lost the $120 on dollar video poker. Had to try one last time.
Cashed out my freeplay and found a penny on heads. Into the bra you go.
Over to The D where I was on my third hundred dollar bill when thanksfully, this saved me.
I cashed out and got another penny to put in my bra. Grabbed a McMuffin from McDonalds and went back to the room.
I am checking into to Treasure Island today for 3 nights. I had to pay $60 for the third night, which is fine by me. Makes it easier with working. Also note, I am double booked for three nights at Mirage as well. That comes with $60 free play and $100 resort credit, which will cover my meals. I would have booked just Mirage, but when working from Vegas, I really like having a smoking room so I am not vanishing during work to head down to the casino to smoke while working. I feel like that is crossing an extremely degenerate line.
Good morning Las Vegas! I don’t know what time I woke up since apparently I haven’t been notating times of day on this trip. I also haven’t been checking my horoscope. I am however, still addicted to Dunkin Donuts and off to get iced coffee I go. The Dunkin Donuts at Fremont has mobile ordering (shhh, don’t tell anyone!) but they will make your coffee, clearly see someone standing under the sign “pick up mobile orders here” and never check to see if maybe this coffee is yours. I always have to ask someone to hand it to me.
I went to The D to finish up the Las Vegas Advisor coupon. My first $20 got me a win, the rest, not so much.
I played Cleopatra Keno, some more video poker, including single line quarter Ultimate X video poker. I lost my lighter, which pissed me off since it was from Turkey. I played Buffalo and a whole lot of nothing. Time to give up.
The Las Vegas Advisor coupon got me $50 and I lost that in Buffalo. This is where I should have left and instead, played Dancing Drums. This is why we have bad habits. We get rewarded.
