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Yet Another New Year’s Eve in Las Vegas

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New Year’s Eve starts at Fremont hotel at 4:00 AM because I never went to bed last night.  I realized that I never used up my Flexibile Spending Account for 2021 so today is the last day.  I pulled out my laptop and cross referenced between the FSA store and Target to order about $300 worth of stuff I definitely don’t need, but I will lose the funds if I do not purchase today.

I am out at 5:00 AM with the goal of heading to Cosmopolitan.  I wait at the bus stop in the dark and a Deuce never comes.  A guy happens to pass with his 2 adorable dogs.   He doesn’t try to murder me, but he does try to talk to me.  I hated it.  He is a gambler and was talking about all  his wins and asking me about mine.  I am not really answering anything because I am on a dark street in the dark, all alone and isolated with this man who could rob and murder me without anyone seeing.

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Las Vegas: Another One When I Gamble and Nothing Else

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I am awake at Fremont hotel at 10:30 AM.  I had originally considered going to an MLife property as I am checked into Excalibur and have about $90 resort credit left on my offer.  But I instead went around doing the same thing I always do, just gamble.  I honestly have no idea why people like reading these things sometimes, I feel like I am the most boring person on Earth.

I tried a new to me Cleopatra Keno / video poker combo machine, since my baby is always dead.  I lose $80 and then got dealt 7s. Nice.
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Las Vegas: Win Some, Lose Some, Break a Machine

If you have somehow landed on this page and would like to read this Las Vegas trip report from the beginning, you can go HERE.I wake up at Fremont this morning.  This is my favorite hotel.  The casino mostly hates me, but the ease of getting a large iced coffee early morning evens that out.  Fremont is going non smoking in December, just the rooms.  I have a reservation that I am going to keep because I love the hotel.  But having to put a bra on to smoke really isn’t something I want to do.  I predict I will have some $100 cigarettes.

I go down to play and lose $240 drinking my morning coffee.

I got on a bus to Excalibur to cash that stupid fucking TITO I forgot to cash when I was there.  I waited a very long time for the Deuce. It was FREEZING outside this morning.

Since I had to go back to cash the TITO, I decided to book an offer to make it even more worth my while.  I am not elligible for the slot play since I already used an offer this month and low played it.  But I am eligible for the dining credit.

I get Starbucks courtesy of my offer and play some video poker.  Lose that and move to Dancing Drums.  WHOA!
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Las Vegas: Broken Machines Like Whoa

If you have somehow landed on this page and would like to read this Las Vegas trip report from the beginning, you can go HERE.I am awake at The D at 4:00 AM.  Back in the old days before Covid, I would have skipped to Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks and enjoyed having the casino all to myself.  Now though, neither are open at 4:00 AM so I dick around the room for a bit before heading outside.

These guys scared the living daylights out of me when I opened the curtains.
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Las Vegas: Moving Back Downtown

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I wake up at 10:00 AM at Sahara.  I have an appointment to get a massage today.  I want to blow dry my hair since I had added on a scalp massage, but there is no hair dryer in the room.

I got completely lost trying to find the Alexandria Tower. Well not so much lost as I did not walk far enough to find it and thought I was lost.  I asked a security guard to point me in the right direction and he kindly escorted me all the way.

The spa was great.  Isn’t it always?  I love scalp massages.

Afterwards, I got on the monorail.  This thing is so convenient only if you are staying at a hotel with a stop, and want to go to a hotel with a stop.  This sentence sounds stupid to anyone who is not familiar with the monorail, but makes perfect sense to anyone who is.

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Las Vegas: Staying at Sahara For The First Time Since It Was Sahara

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I slept in at Planet Hollywood this morning.  I had iced coffee in my refrigerator so I could skip a never ending line at Starbucks this morning. I need to do this more often.

I went down for breakfast and ended up at Hexx.  I have more comps than I planned to since that asshole charged my credit card for the spa instead of using my comps.  I am using the comps up and never playing at CET again, so I say.

Even though I am booked here for tonight, I am not staying here.  I take an Uber to Sahara where I am staying for the first time since the last time it was Sahara.   The check in line is long and slow.  I move hotels a LOT in Las Vegas and I rarely encounter check in lines that take more than 5 minutes to get to the front, save for Cosmopolitan, and now Sahara.

The rooms here are kind of unique, but I didn’t love it.  The view makes me feel like I am in a fancy city in Asia, and I don’t know why.  Maybe my brain is in overdrive with wanting to get the fuck out of America and return to Asia.
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Las Vegas: Merry Christmas and The $100 Tip

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MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS FROM PLANET HOLLYWOOD WOO HOO!
I am up at 9:00 this morning. I need Starbucks.  I am on the line for 45 minutes before I notice there is a Diamond line.  Whoops?

There are so many people on line.  Loud, unruly kids.  Screaming, noise, people, screaming kids, more noise, enter even louder kids.  It was so terrible.  A barista came out from behind the counter to tell a kid to stop throwing sandwiches on the floor as the parents did nothing.   Chaos.

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Las Vegas: Unintentionally Moving Hotels Twice in One Day

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I wake up at 8:00 AM at Cosmopolitan today.  I am upset because I only have ten days left in this trip.  I am fully aware how insane this sounds.   Even more so today.  I typed up a bunch of this trip report months ago, before I crapped out.  As I am now actually pushing myself to post, it feels a bit much to have been writing for dayssssssss and still have 10 more posts to complete!

Today is my last day to take these photos!

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Las Vegas: MyKonami Free Play Run

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I wake up at Cosmopolitan today.  I did a thing that I have done a few times at Cosompolitan.  I move around a lot when I am sleeping, always twisting and turning.  At some point when rolling over, my pillow lands on the nightstand and my head follows it so I am sleeping with my head on the nightstand.  I don’t know why I do this at all, or what about Cosmopolitan makes me do this.  But whenever my hand touches something during this process, I am OMG WIDE AWAY WHAT THE FUCK TOUCHED ME?!?!

Sigh.

Sunrise:
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