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I am barely awake when I wake up at Wynn today.  I know this makes no sense but that is how tired I am.

As it is moving day and I am completely exhausted, I did the world’s quickest pack of my stuff, and had the world’s worst pack.  A great pack is when everything fits perfectly.  A bad pack is when you are just shoving shit in the bag as fast as  you can to get OUT OF HERE.

I called the Bell Desk to have my bag picked up and stored as I want to have one last breakfast here.  I had originally wanted to eat breakfast at all three: Jardin, Terrace Point Cafe and Tableau, but decided to just do Jardin a second time.  I am not sure what my logic was.

I had a reservation, which you really needed on this trip.   My reservation is at 12:30.  I take a table outside just because it is available.  Once again, breakfast is great.  My server was so nice but she could not figure out how to use my comps for my meal.  She kept telling me there was no money on my card.  Yes, there is.  Because Wynn excels at customer service, instead of arguing with me, she offers to call the Red Card booth for me and I say okay and prepare myself to just pay for the meal.  She returns and apologizes, she had been ringing it through incorrectly and it turns out I do have comps to cover it.  No problem at all.  You are so nice and probably new.

I played some Cleopatra Keno before eating and lost. These machines at Wynn are Satan.  Sometimes they pay big, sometimes they do not.  I haven’t gotten on a winning streak during my trip here.  Granted, I also barely played here since my room was booked through the Wynn app so I don’t owe Wynn a thing.

Well after eating I tried again and hit 7 out of 9 balls for a $100 win.  YAY.
I cashed out and took a taxi to Cosmopolitan. I love this hotel so much.  An added bonus is that there are always adorable dogs on the check in line.

My room was not ready but I asked if they had any fountain view rooms in the Boulevard tower and they did for an upgrade charge.  TAKE MY MONEY.  This room was ready and I was all kinds of happy.

I think we have all seen what a Cosmopolitan room looks like, especially if you are reading my blog and I post them every trip.  But I am going to post them anyway!  This is room # 3297.

I got iced coffee from Starbucks and went to play MY Ultimate X video poker machine.   There is no one playing it, but a bunch of douchelords are hanging out and leaning on her.   I asked them to move and they left.

I fucking love this machine.

I played for awhile before getting Secret Pizza and heading to the room.  I cannot rant and rave enough about how much I love staying at a hotel that has machines I love and food available 24/7.  And Cosmopolitan has cheap options like overpriced pizza!  That is not sarcasm. I love that this is an option.

I took a nap and woke up at 9:00 PM.   Look at my view wheeeeeeeeee!
It is absolutely freezing out there on my balcony.  FREEEEEEEEZING cold.  I kind of want to curl up in bed and get caught up on Dexter.  Because Cosmopolitan has Showtime on their televisions!  But I know I cannot lounge around because I have to get to Starbucks before they close.  I hate being a slave to the iced coffee game, but instead of blaming me for being an addict, I blame Covid for taking away all my 24 hour options.

Back to Ultimate X!  Have I told you I love this machine?

On my way back to my room, I stopped at Buffalo. I hate that these machines are right outside the Boulevard Tower because they keep screaming my name when I am trying to bring my wins back to the room.

First $100 – no bonuses.  Fuck you.  But then things changed.
And off to bed I go as a rich woman.  Good night!

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