Good morning Las Vegas! I would show you a photo of sunrise taken from my balcony except I didn’t take one because oh well?

I am in the Chelsea Tower at Cosmopolitan, so nowhere near Cosmo’s Starbucks. I am however, near Vdara’s Starbucks and for an insanely rare treat, their mobile ordering is actually turned on. It is a Christmas miracle. Unfortunately, it is too early in the morning to get croissants from Vdara’s Market Cafe. They are open 24 hours, but the croissants are never ready until after I start work.

Back up to the room to work like a jerk. Then I took a break to gamble and did really shitty. I am now dead even for the trip. I was up $300 before going out.

Back to the room to eat the salad I got at The Henry this morning and stored in my refrigerator. Then to finish work. Then to just DIE. And by “DIE” I mean “why did I book anything for tonight?! I had to have known I would be completely exhausted, why would you book THINGS?!”

But I did.

First up – Soulo Head Spa.  I can never say enough great things about this place.  I got the world’s longest head spa and added on extra shoulder and face massaging.  It was so blissful.  I will be doing this again when I come back to Vegas after my cruise.

From here, I went to Rio where I have $50 free play.  They actually call their free play “Frio play” which is adorable.

I am not sure why, but I decided to buy a $60 Buffalo bonus. I won.  Did it again, won again.  Did it again, won again.  Mind you, by “win” and “won” I mean a few dollars, nothing major.  Until the major win happened.

I hit for 118 spins.

It retriggered up to 177 spins.

And I won!
Woo hoo yay!

From here, I took an Uber to Treasure Island as I have a ticket for Mystere.  I showed the usher my ticket to be seated and she gave me a free upgrade to a SO MUCH BETTER seat.  I love this show.  People did seem to be more assholeish that normal.  Lots of people talking, and the entire row behind me seemed unable to JUST FUCKING SIT IN YOUR FUCKING SEAT.  They all had to keep getting up, all kicking the back of my seat every time.   The people next to me showed up very late, and immediately upon sitting, starting video recording the show until the usher came over and told them to stop.

After the show I went over to Wynn where they have either removed or just moved all MY machines to where I could not find anything.  I lost a few hundreds here and only stopped because fuck you – you took away my offers AND my machines?  Why am I giving you money.

From here, I took an Uber back to Cosmpolitan and zzzz good night.