I woke up at 6:15 am. I was tired and thought I should go back to bed, but we all know how this goes, right? GAMBLE.
I went out to get some iced coffee at Starbucks. I meant to time the walk, but forgot. My guess is that it is about ten minutes? I got a trenta iced coffee (that is a size up from large) and a McDonalds breakfast sandwich and went back to the room….where I immediately dropped my trenta iced coffee. It landed upside down, which was good in that it didn’t all spill out since the top was on it. But was bad because it made the straw shatter and there were a million tiny green plastic pieces now floating in my coffee. No no no no no no no no noooooooooooooooooooo. NOT MY TRENTA ICED COFFEE YOU BASTARD.
UGH.
DEATH.
NO.
BAH.
BAD.