Today I am leaving Rome and heading to Bosnia. This section of the trip is both where I got all frustrated while booking it, and then even more frustrated living it. I originally wanted to go from Rome to Puglia and take an overnight ferry to Dubrovnik. Well today is Wednesday and guess what day of the week that ferries do not run? Yes. Wednesday. So I opted to fly to Bosnia. This was the start of several days where I watched my “Best Travel Planner EVER” crown turn to rust before my eyes.
Hotel check out is at 11:00 My flight is at 4:05. I decide to go to the airport this early because I don’t want to be in Rome anymore. Plus my flight has changed and I am not all that sure of the new time because there is no wifi in my room and I am limited on what I can see on my phone.
There was no one upstairs when I checked out of my room. I just left the keys there. I had to restrain myself to keep from leaving a note about YOU LYING BASTARDS. THERE IS NO WIFI HERE.
I walked downstairs and the dude who checked me in is out there! He asks me how my stay is. I say “there is no wifi” and he says “yeah…” in this sheepish tone that causes me to FLIP OUT on him. I am so pissed off, I am yelling about how I never would have stayed here, this is bullshit and false advertising. I basically just keep yelling at him. He basically just keeps standing there. I finally walk away while giving him the finger. I am still so mad about this. It is so irrational but I hate liars and to knowingly lie about having wifi when you don’t just really set me off. The hilarity of all of this is that this is the first trip ever in my life where I have brought a laptop type thingy. On any other trip to any other place I have been to in my past, I wouldn’t have even known that this hotel is a liar liar pants on fire.