Day thirteen begins with me being woken up by my phone for a work related thing. Guy, I am on vacation. Call someone else.
I am still at Luxor, checking out from my one night stay today. I need to get breakfast so I can take advantage of my dining credit. But first, Super Times Pay video poker! I am still a bit shook from being told I cannot take photos so these came out pretty crappy. That glare is horrific.
I am dining at the Pyramid Cafe at 8:57 am.
After eating, I lost on the Buffalo machine I had my win on yesterday. I lost some more on Supertimes Pay. I did not write how much I lost on each but I did write “I hate myself” so it must have been ugly.
Back to the room to shower and change before checking out. The television shows I owe a balance for breakfast so I have to actually go to the check out, rather than checking out on the television. Good thing too because right in front of the counter on the floor is a penny on heads! These things are impossible to find with the change shortage going on. I am excited as fuck to put it in my bra.
I am walking to the Uber stand and pass the restroom. The door is open for some reason and I can hear a woman vomiting inside. It is 10:27 am. Great job.
I take an Uber to my second stay at Fremont during this trip. It is also unfortunately the last hotel of this trip. I actually took advantage of those email upgrades I normally ignore and decide to take one. I have stayed at Fremont dozens of times and have never gotten a room that had anything notable to it. I am also finding myself getting a bit claustrophobic in my tiny Fremont rooms. I think it is because now that I am Diamond at CET and no longer pay resort fees, I have been staying in CET rooms. So Fremont seems even smaller by comparison. Besides, it is my birthday, why the fuck not try a mini suite?
(Side note, when trying to find the exact name of the upgraded room, I stumbled on a bunch of articles form 2018 where they talk about Fremont’s plans to redo the hotels and make the rooms bigger. Never happened.)
My room is ready when I check in. It wasn’t worth the upgrade, which came to $140 for three nights with tax (on top of comp.) I present to you, room number 633.
Room view:
The extra space was nice. But the room was warm, never got cold. I had a connecting door to the room next to me, not sure I have noticed that before. Maybe I only did because the Loudy Loudertons were staying there. I have seriously never heard a peep from any other room in all my stays here until this one.
As I mentioned earlier in this trip, the cantaloupe scented cleaner is gone, replaced by something that reeks like Raid. Thank you Covid.
I would probably have napped but I am dehydrated so I go out.
I played at Binions and lost $200 and then won $250.
I just kept going degenerate from here. I can recognize the pattern. I am exhausted, have access to a bed right THERE, but keep going. WHY. Because I don’t want to go to my room because it is warm in there and the Loudy Loudertons are being loud? Like maybe instead of throwing away hundreds of dollars, say something to the front desk? Dumbass.
When I finally do give up, I find a penny on heads at Binions. Now I have TWO heads pennies in my bra, but I have no more cash to play.
I stop at ABC for lots of water. I pass Zoltar and decide to let him pick my next Keno numbers.
I didn’t write what time I took a nap or when I woke up. But you don’t really care about that anyway.
I played at Fremont, using/losing my whopping $10 free play. I did turn a $20 into $100 on Cleopatra Keno.
I went to The D to play MY Buffalo machine. Mine is touching a second Buffalo machine on my left, and a wall on my right. There is no chair at the second machine because social distancing. So of course, some guy pulls up a chair to play. I am boxed in and I cash out and go. Ten feet away. To another machine. Where I lose.
Back to Fremont. I am in a SuperTimes Pay kind of mood after that Luxor machine was so nice to me. But the Fremont one hates me. I just keep losing until I cannot stand losing anymore. It is time to concede. It is 9:34 when I hit my room and I am not going back out there again tonight.
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I love reading your trip reports even if this one is from August. I’ve been itching to go to Vegas since July but having to stay home two weeks afterwards is a no go for me unless I’m able to work remote from home. I will get to if the infection rate reaches 3% in the city. I hope to run into you at some point either in nYc or Vegas so you can teach me how to earn all those Vegas comps or you can use the binions food credit on me! Enjoy your next trip in a few weeks. Jealous!
I am fortunate that I am working from home (or Vegas) for now. I may go again at Christmas / New Years since I have 2 four day weekends in a row. I feel like if you want comps at Binions, all you have to do is breathe inside and they accumulate on your card 🙂
wow- such a good report – even with having to work — but now you are on vacation… I love this report since this is all the traveling I will be doing for a while..
Thanks Nancy! I am surprised I did not hate working in Vegas. Who knew?
Oh goody! I love to see Jennifer putting her life on a shelf in Las Vegas in my inbox! Let me get a vanilla Crown and diet coke and settle in for a good read!
LOVE this!
wow- you have had some decent hits — keeps you going.
haha- putting the hot dime in your bra…surprised the host called and gave you the $30…but glad you accepted it as a win… never stayed at Paris but it looks nice
Nice TR! Did your itching areas has red dots? I had it the Hawaii a few years ago and it turned out to be sun poisoning. I’m thinking it’s age catching up to get even for all that time roasting in the sun when you’re younger.
Seems like downtown was much nicer to you than the strip slots.
I didn’t have red dots, but it did occur to me it might be sun poisoning. I was barely outside, but considering there are weeks in a row where the only time I leave my apartment is to throw out garbage, my body is not used to the sun at all.
Downtown is my favorite. But when you are losing, you have to get out of there because it is too easy to just keep going. At least on the Strip, a walk to the casino “next door” takes a bit and breaks it up.
I loved your trip report, as always. You have such an interesting style of writing!! I was there for a week in June, staying at the Plaza, just before the mask mandate was announced.
We had a great time staying downtown. I am not a strip type of person at all, I prefer the likes of the Orleans and/or Palace station for my play. I always play video keno, rarely do I play pennies.
I’ll look forward to your October trip. I Hope the Flusher visits again soon also, but with Canada being closed, it’s not likely.
Thanks Janice! I think Flusher is waiting for a vaccine. There’s the whole issue of not being covered for Covid if you are traveling from Canada. It really seems unfair.
I keep staying on the Strip because I am Diamond, so no resort fees. And MLife likes me right now, but they won’t after they realize I keep stiffing them. But I want to get some content to start doing hotel reviews. May as well before those comps all dry up.
I will miss Vegas this year for the first time since 1969, well over 200 trips since. I’m bummed, pissed and depressed. So I stopped reading blogs and trip reports. That is, till yours came up on FB. I loved the shit out of it. So much so, that I promise not to hate vegas until I can go again myself. I stopped writing my own trip reports about 4 years ago. But maybe I will now be inspired! Thanks so much….
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I am so sorry you are missing out on Vegas this year! I love looking back on older trip reports so I can see a common theme of what causes my degeneracy and I always find something I had forgotten about. I definitely recommend writing them even if you keep them to yourself.
My morning was so great because I got to read an entire trip report from you! So happy you had a winning tip and another in the wings! Keep finding pennies!
Thanks so much Cathie!
Nice report!
We went last July and despite COVID, had a great time as usual. Our next trip is Oct 27 – Nov 3 so we will be there the same time as you. Were at Bally’s and then GVR. We usually stay the 2nd leg of the trip at the Cal but Boyd has pissed me off with their lack of points for VP.
I am actually considering the Cal for this trip because I want to start doing hotel reviews and I have not stayed there in awhile. But it is not as close to the Dunkin Donuts as Fremont. I might die.
“The machines here only have seats at every other machine. Some guy pulls a chair next to me and asks me if I like the machine I am playing. Go die. I asked him if he wanted the machine and he said no. So like…don’t do that.”
lol, your trip reports always crack me up. As a woman who likes to go to Vegas to actually GAMBLE, I can relate. There’s always some drunk douche at least once a night, and I’m like, uh, no, you are getting in my way of losing money.
Hahah YES, I love this! You are getting in the way of my losing money! Go away and stay away.
Jennifer, you crack me up every time. I laughed out loud when you described your door kick stretch fake out move. Are any buffets still open in Vegas?
Hi Joanne!
The only buffets currently open are Cosmopolitan and South Point. I know nothing about how South Point is operating. At Cosmo, there are barriers up at the buffet to keep you away from the food. You point from 6 feet away at what you want, and an employee grabs it and puts it on your plate. I assume they also have limited options.
I didn’t want this to end but its only 10 days until you are back again…. I know I already commented a few times on this report but so what? I want to say I want to stay at the Luxor next time I am in LV… haven’t stayed there in years but always had fun times in that casino and your stay there reminded me of that… I can’t imagine what all those kids were doing – sounds like they were camping! crazy…
Oh I cannot wait to be out of here! I am staying at Luxor again on my first night. This time in a pyramid room. I have a lot of comps I normally would not have (Bellagio, Aria, etc) and am considering doing a mega trip and trying to get current photos of all rooms so I can do reviews. Some of my room photos are 15 years old by now! I tried planning it out and realized sadly that even 31 days in Vegas is not enough to do all of this AND also, degenerate gamblers should probably not go to Vegas for 31 days.
At one point before, you had mentioned that this trip might not happen, but I’m so glad it did. Once again, another great report. I lost track, but I’d like to think maybe you came out a little ahead from playing. Either way, I think the trip was definitely worth it. I was unable to get out to LV this year; to many hassles after the Covid closures, so waiting until next years seemed like the right move for me. You did it and had your usual great time. Good for you. Thanks again, and I know the next trip will be just as great or better.
PS; your quote about the Fremont; ” Noticeably gone is the cantaloupe scented cleaner. Whatever they are using instead, smells like Raid. ”
You. Are. The. Best.
You. Are. The Best.
Thanks for the kind words! I did NOT come out ahead, but just a tiny bit under. I hope my next trip can fund my December trip. Crossed fingers!
And it really does smell like Raid. HATE.
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