Las Vegas! I wake up at Flamingo on day 13 at 6:30 am.
I grab some iced coffee at Starbucks, obviously, and head to my Buffalo slot machine, even more obviously. Holy shit, she is not taking bills. NOOOOOOOOO. I hit every service button in the bank and someone came to help me. WHEW.
I bid her goodbye. As much as I would love to keep traveling back here to see her, we all know how that goes. I am honestly surprised she lasted so long as a winning machine.
One last shot at the Flamingo Buffalo went well too.
I get a notification on my phone that my room at Bellagio is ready. I decide to be a lazy slob and Uber over there. I don’t mind the walk, but I have zero interest in doing it with my luggage. I hate to say this, but Covid has really made me addicted to Ubering everywhere.
I have room 11042. It is a Tower Fountain View King. The “Tower’ in there means it is the last room in the hallway, and I get a Jacuzzi and three view windows.
As an added bonus, I find a mystery $80 in my wallet. WAHOO.
I stopped at the Player’s Club to get the free play that came with my offer loaded. She warned me that I may not get it next time because my play is lowering. Yes, I am doing this on purpose so that you don’t send me offers for really nice rooms anymore so I am not tempted to stay in them because resort fee fuck you.
I lose the free play on a Buffalo machine. Then I lose some more of my own money on Cleopatra Keno. Then even more on a Dragon Link machine.
I am tired and starving and incredibly thirsty so once again, it is back to Subway and CVS to load up on lunch and drinks.
Came back to the room, ate and fell right the fuck asleep. Bellagio has what is quite possibly the most comfortable beds on the planet. I have since Googled to see how I can buy a Bellagio mattress and it is on my list of things to do. I cannot seem to buy it online, you have to go to a Serta retailer and I am holding off on going anywhere right now. Except Las Vegas. During a pandemic.
I wake up and am out by 7:00. I would seriously pay $20 for a large iced coffee right now. The Starbucks at Bellagio is still closed. This is torture.
I walk over to Cosmopolitan for Starbucks. YAY. I have $25 free play so I lost that and $100 on Ultimate X. I wish this would have turned into something amazing.
Cleopatra Keno <3
I played a bunch of random slots and could not get anything. I don’t want my trip reports to be all full of Buffalo but it seems like I do not have a choice here.
I made my way back to Bellagio to take a bath in my Jacuzzi. That was nice. I needed to go downstairs to smoke before bed so of course I played some Buffalo.
I lost $200 of that on Cleopatra Keno because I am a dumb fuck.
Night time view from my room:
I have no idea what time I went to bed, but I do know I was completely fucking exhausted.