Good morning day 7 of this trip!  If you somehow ended up here and want to start at the beginning, you can go HERE.

if you read yesterday’s trip report, you know that I spent the day playing all the same machines I have been playing for years and years and years.  This can make for a boring trip report, and also a boring real life experience, especially when you do not get a million dollar win for your efforts.  I decided that today, I will play only machines I have never played before.

I have absolutely no idea what the name of this machine is:

Buffalo Keno!  I have played this before but played it again because MY RULES.

I have a bunch of photos of games I played, just to have them.  Not wins or anything.

Tree of Eternal Fortune doubled $40 for me.

Fu Dau Lian Lian Panda, which I will likely never play again because who wants to type that long name out?   I left here even.

City of Gold Mayan $40-0.

At this point I was so bored of playing unfamiliar games that I went to a Buffalo slot and lost $100 and felt familarity.

I played some dollar Double Double Bonus video poker and got dealt 7s, I am pretty sure on the same machine I got dealt 7s on during my last trip.  I haven’t posted that trip yet so let’s leave it a mystery.

Then I lost a second $100 bill.

I went to Golden Nugget as I have $25 free play there.  Lost it and some more on some ancient slot machines.

Stopped by Binions to go degenrate.  I ate lunch here.  I got a club sandwich that was not good. I also got a side of fries, which I don’t think I have ever had here?  My usual side is potato salad.  But it is so warm in this cafe that when I had it last night, it was terrible.

Stop by the room to shower and nap.  I am back out at 7:00, first stop is Dunkin Donuts because OBVIOUSLY.

I won $20 on this weirdo clown machine:

I wanted to play Dancing Drums.  Fremont has 2 of these.  There is a woman sitting at the machine on the right, but playing the machine on the left.  I ask her to move, she hates me.  She finally gets up and I switch machines and hit the Major. Holy shit.

Next $100 gets me to $200.  I cash out and move to Ultimate X video poker, where I lost $100.

I want to play Moolah but not only are the machines all taken, there’s that thing I hate where 29837483 people are surrounded around one machine.  I play Buffalo for a bit and then a Moolah machine opens up!  It is not the one I actually want, but I will take whatever I can get.

As I am playing, the one I want frees up and I spend time deciding what to do.  I stay.  And hit a Unicow right before midnight, that took me into my birthday. WAH FUCKING HOOOOOOO.

Tried to get all my TITO tickets combined to play off the change and the fucking cock machine won’t let me AND makes the $1200 I have in a hand pay.  Mother FUCKER.  The attendant only gives me hundreds, so he is not expecting a tip, which is good because he wasn’t getting one for me being inconvenienced.

I play down and down and down and finally cash out at $1000.  The highest I was, was $1360.

I get back to the room at 1:00 AM.  I am starving but it is Saturday night on Fremont Street so I am not going back out there. I don’t even know for sure what is open now without Googling it and I am honestly sick of having to Google to see if things are open when EVERYTHING used to be open.

Happy fucking birthday!

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