Las Vegas day 15! Waking up at Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas. How much do I love my balcony?
I am up at 10:00 and out at 11:00. I try some Buffalo. I am going degenerate. I cannot stop. I cannot get any bonus, I will not stop until I get the bonus. I move between machines, putting a $100 bill into three of them with nothing. I have lost today’s budget. I still don’t stop.
I try a new machine and thank you Buffalo gods for saving me.
Some Double Double Bonus to see if I can keep it up.
My notes say “I almost came back up with $0 you dumb fucking fuck.”
I go back to the room to make a safe deposit since I am not to be trusted with too much cash. I then head to Starbucks and Aria, losing $20 on my way out of Cosmopolitan because I am a big bag of shit.
I have a $25 MyKonami free play reward at Aria and $50 in free play from points. I did great!
I decide to keep going. I attempted to take an Uber to Encore because I wanted to walk through to Wynn so I could see the robot dog that lives in this walkway. Totally forgot that Encore is closed during the week. My Uber driver hates me. Thankfully, Double Double Bonus video poker does not share his sentiment.
Some Wynn photos:
I walked over to Treasure island and oh hey – look what’s coming to Fashion Show Mall!
Some photos from my walk:
At Treasure Island, I play my Ultimate X video poker machine and I hit Aces with a Kicker WOO HOO.
I moved and went back and forth between quarter Double Double Bonus and Cleopatra Keno. Cashed out even here.
I still have a room here at Treasure Island, even though I am not staying here. I go visit it to get a photo of the view at night.
I love that Treasure Island gives you this helpful sheet at check in. Every hotel should do this.
Next stop is Casino Royale. Oh how I wish you could get a hotel comp here based on play.
I love the Buffalo here.
I still manage to leave down $100.
Next stop is Linq for my baby, my favorite Buffalo machine that I took $4500 out of without ever getting a W2G. LOOK AT HER. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
There is no one around, I do stand there for quite some time waiting for someone to resurface, no one ever does. I considered moving the stuff but I don’t know what happened here. Like what if someone VOMITED? Should I switch out the chair? I don’t know what to do and I want to do something. But I can’t because I don’t know what is going on. Sigh.
Went to Flamingo to try my Buffalo machines here, lost $200.
Paris, blah. I got annoyed as I was playing and nothing happened. I also got annoyed because while I love staying at Flamingo, the food options are terrible so why do I even need comps? I transferred my points to free play and lost that too. Right now
is the first time in a million years I have $0 in comps at CET.
Back to Cosmopolitan, where both my preferred Ultimate X video poker machines are down. They are still doing something weird in the casino and so much is blocked off.
I lost $100 on something, who even knows what. Then it was Secret Pizza, where they were out of white slices. Super sad face.
I am in my room just after midnight and in bed at 1:30.