Day 16 of Las Vegas trip report continues as I am up at 8:00 AM at Cosmopolitan. I am pretty bummed I missed sitting outside on my balcony as the sun rises. Oh well, maybe next time.
I grab some Starbucks and get to playing. My favorite Ultimate X video poker machine is back up. I turn a $100 bill into $160. I want to keep playing but I have to go back up to the room to get ready to check out.
I pack and get ready to go. On my way out of Cosmopolitan, I stop at my Ultimate X machine on my way out. I am dealt Aces!
I wave bye bye to my baby and get in a Uber for the last hotel of this trip: California.
I get room 2238 and of course, the safe is locked. Yeagh. I don’t do anything about it because I have zero patience to wait for anything to be fixed. I hate feeling trapped in my room waiting. So I say fuck it, let’s take a gamble and use the nightstand drawer to store my cash.
I didn’t get room photos this time for no reason. If you want to see some, you can do so by looking at my last stay HERE.
I lost $20 on quarter Double Double Bonus video poker. Then I head across the street to Circa. I play Buffalo. While I did have several chances to cash out, I took zero of them and lost $200.
I grab a burger to go at Victory Burger and am back in my room at 3:00. Time for a nap, I am exhausted.
I am back out at 9:00 PM.
I walked over to Fremont Hotel to get some Dunkin Donuts. I am actually boycotting this casino on this trip. I had booked some nights here for this trip and ended up getting a phone call telling me my play didn’t warrant the comp so I would either have to cancel or pay for the rooms. Oh no, fuck you. I asked the guy if he was sure this was not a mistake because I did indeed go degenerate at California at the end of my next trip. He is sure this is not a mistake.
My anger grows from when that phone call ended, up until the day I left, as I keep checking and I can still book comped nights here. Both through offers I have here, and also through the “book for lowest rates” thingy on their website. Why are you showing me comped night if I am not eligible? And if I am not eligible, how was I able to book California? TWICE during this trip.
But I can’t stop myself from breaking my boycott so I lost $60 on Cleopatra Keno and am even madder at myself than I was at Fremont.
Over to The D where I attempt to play SuperTimes Pay but it is a fucking dickwad machine that won’t let you play three hands on nickels. Still I play it and of course, lost $100 on dimes. I give it the finger before walking away.
Upstairs to MY Buffalo machine, which is still broken. The buttons are stuck so you cannot play 2 coins per line. So I am playing more money than I want per spin. I did get a small bonus that turned my $20 free play into $40. Girl, byeEEEEEEEEEEE.
I went to Walgreens to buy water. Then over to Binions where I have $40 free play, which I lose.
And then lost another $60 of cash, just to make sure I am correct when I label myself as a big fat stupid dumb loser.
I went back to the room for a bit and went back out to play at midnight with $120.
I play quarter Double Double Bonus video poker and get 2s with a Kicker for $200 YAY!
Then some Buffalo where I leave up $100.
I stopped at Binions deli to get a burger to go. The cook had his mask below his nose. The burger just was nowhere near as good as in the café.
I am in bed at 1:10 AM.