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I wake up to see my room at Luxor is ready.  I am not staying at Luxor.  I booked it for the dining credit and free play.   I have been trying to burn MLife forever.  But the MyKonami free plays + degenerate keep the offers coming.

I walk over to Aria for breakfast, charging it my room at Luxor  I get an iced coffee to go.  First stop, loading MyKonami free play.  I play at a machine that will not give me money. Not at all.  A woman sits next to me and she plays Wolf Run and she keeps hitting bonus after bonus after bonus.  I get mad and leave.

I take an Uber to Luxor to get my free play.  I asked about the midweek bonus and am told I have to come back for it tomorrow.  New York, New York loaded it for me on a Sunday, but I don’t argue because I don’t feel like it.

I play my SuperTimes Pay machine and lose all my freeplay and $400 of my own money.  WHY GOD WHY.  It isn’t even the losing money thing that bothers me most, it is that why am I wasting play in a casino I don’t care about future offers from, when I can lose it at a casino I do want future offers from?

I went up to my room just to see it. It is so cold in here, it feels fabulous.  I come so close to taking a nap.I took my shoes off and pulled the covers down and NO DO NOT DO IT.  I  know if I nap, I will wake up and play here again.

Some photos from above.

I take an Uber to Bellagio.  My plan is to use my Luxor dining credit to eat at the buffet.  The buffet is insanely expensive nowadays.  And it isn’t even really good?  I mean most of the choices are things I personally do not like, so maybe I shouldn’t say that.  Maybe YOU would love it, but I don’t because I don’t like most of the items period.

After eating, I played Cleopatra Keno forever.  She was so nice to me.  I put $120 total in her and left with $480.

Then I played Buffalo.  Fuck you Buffalo.  I love these machines, but I cannot play them anymore.  I cannot.  This specific one.   The way Buffalo Gold works is that you have to get gold heads AND a lot of spins.  You will extremely rarely never get any win in the bonus unless you have a ton of gold heads.  So when you are playing and just get regular 8 spin bonuses, you are likely not going to win.  I almost never get Super Free Games on this version.

The more I got these regular bonuses, the angrier I got.  I was so angry.  I was giving the machine both middle fingers, yelling “YOU DING DONG” at it and came so close to throwing an ashtray at it.  I have to stop playing these.
I walk back to Cosmopolitan and play better Buffalo.  Whew.

And MY machine:

And Dancing Drums:

Despite my degeneracy in both Aria and Luxor, and the Buffalo machine at Bellagio, I return to my room with $1300.   I am sure that ring I found in the coin thingy last night that I have in my bra is keeping me safe from myself.

It is 8:39, which is early for Vegas time, but late for “I have to work from Vegas tomorrow” time so off to bed I go.

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