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I wake up at Cosmopolitan today.  I did a thing that I have done a few times at Cosompolitan.  I move around a lot when I am sleeping, always twisting and turning.  At some point when rolling over, my pillow lands on the nightstand and my head follows it so I am sleeping with my head on the nightstand.  I don’t know why I do this at all, or what about Cosmopolitan makes me do this.  But whenever my hand touches something during this process, I am OMG WIDE AWAY WHAT THE FUCK TOUCHED ME?!?!

Sigh.

Sunrise:
Coffee options this morning are lacking unless you like standing in insanely long lines.  I ended up at Milk Bar with a short line.  But there is a family in front of me who waits until they reach the front of the line to only then start discussing what they want.  GIVE ME COFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Someone is on MY Ultimate X video poker machine.  She has $400 in the machine.  Let me try my backup Ultimate X machine.  She is taken.  Let me try Buffalo.  I lost $100.

I do another sweep of my Ultimate X babies and my backup is now free. The asshole who was on her left behind a half full coffee cup and an empty pack of cigarettes.   People are such slobs.  So now I have to dispose of her shit and do so frantically, knowing someone could steal my machine as I am cleaning up after the asshole who was cockblocking me from her to begin with.

Finally I get to play.  I can’t hit anything.  $100 through 3 lines on nickels and no quads, this is terrible.

I take an Uber to Luxor to get my freeplay loaded, since I could not yesterday because the MLife booth was closed.  I have $25 from MyKonami and $60 from my offer.

While I am here, I use my rewards credit for breakfast at Pyramid Cafe.  This should really be open 24 hours.  I am not the biggest fan of drinking hot coffee with breakfast when eating at a restaurant. The coffee is often too hot so I just get a soda.  My server brought me a second soda in a to go cup, without me asking.  Love you!

I use my Ffreeelllay on MY SuperTimes Pay video poker machine.

When I got below 18 credits, I played 2 hands and yay!

I left Luxor with $700.

Over to Excalibur.  Zero of the people movers are working. I need to stop purchasing MyKonami free plays here.  I hate that walk, and I don’t like the Excalibur and I usually never win on the free play here so why am I doing this.

I did have some wins today but lost more than I won by trying to get the bonus.  Isn’t that how it always goes?

I walk over to New York, New York.

I went to insert a $20 to get the free play going and realized I had a TITO for $180 from Excalibur that I did not cash out.  Nooooooo that means I have to go back and I don’t want to go fucking back.

Didn’t win anything on free play at New York, New York.  Then played cash.

Over to MGM Grand.  It is raining!

MGM Grand is a casino I have conflicting feelings about.  The casino doesn’t like me too much.  But this was the first hotel I stayed at in Las Vegas so it holds a special place in my heart.  That first trip was so much fun, obviously since it got me hooked. I have tried staying here again and it did not go well. I would like to try a third time, but not at the cost of my daily budget vanishing in a few minutes.

I lost my free play and took an Uber to Aria to use my Luxor resort credit. I got iced coffee and croissants and went back to Cosmopolitan.

I took a nap.  When I woke up, I had a horrible headache.  I decide to make it a “stay in and watch television” kind of night.  I did have to go get dinner and did play a tiny bit and lost.

Then room.

I packed my bag as I am moving tomorrow.  Unbeknownst to me, I am actually moving twice tomorrow.

And good night!

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