Las Vegas: The One Where I Gambled

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Oh wow what a morning here at Fremont.  I slept horribly.  I had so many dreams about work, oof.  The last dream was one of my former employees was trying to kill me.  As his knife is coming down towards my chest, I jump up awake, heart pounding.  Sweating.  Then I realized I was almost 2 hours late to work!  Holy shit, I slept in big time and simply missed an important meeting with my former manager, while dreaming about being stabbed by a former employee.   Way to be an adult.  I also missed 2 meetings with my employees.  Damn all of them for thinking something was wrong and I was in the hospital, rather than thinking I had won a million dollars and quit my job.

Ran down to get Dunkin Donuts.  God bless the mobile app.  Now I am going to be starving all day because I have back to back meetings. I still need to shower before going out after work.  At least it is my Friday?

After work I take a short nap and then shower and head to Starbucks.  I am addicted their Pineapple Refreshers. SO FUCKING GOOD.

I play at Binions.  I love their Buffalo Deluxe slot machine.

I can never get the bonus on Wolf Run but I did get a sweet line hit.  AWOOOOOOOO.

I went to visit my favorite Buffalo ladies over by the Player’s Club.  One is running so slow.   I hope she doesn’t die.

I have dinner reservations at Binions Steakhouse.  It is still too early so I keep playing.  Up next is Tall Fortunes.

What a fucking great night tonight is.

Dinner is at Binions Steakhouse.  I am trying so hard to get my comp balance down here.  I think after this dinner I will have just over $100 left.  Dinner was great.  I was hoping to get desert to take even more of my comps but I could not fit anymore food in my stomach.

I go back to Buffalo Deluxe after eating.  Some man sits next to me and is trying to make a bank transfer on his phone, verbally, not on an app.   And the phone is on speaker.  This guy feels zero shame when doing the walk of shame.  Gotta respect how he gave no fucks.

I played some weirdo panda game, no idea what the fuck it is named.

I played some Moolah next.  I keep hitting bonuses but they are constantly the Giant Symbols bonus, which sucks so fucking bad.  I keep giving the machine the finger and yelling “NO!  YOU DING DONG” at it.  I am getting that angry “want to throw a fucking ashtray at its mother fucking faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace” vibe going on and I have to leave before I do.

I stop at the gift shop at Binions before going back to my room.  I have been using this store as a supermarket during this trip to lessen my comp balance.  Stocking up on lots of drinks.  And as if I didn’t have a full bag of liquids, I also stopped at Dunkin Donuts before going to the room.

It is 7:20 right now.

I went back out to play some Dancing Drums but cannot hit shit.  I leave and try Moolah, nothing.  Double Double Bonus video poker?  Nothing.  Okay Dancing Drums again?  Meh.

Even though I am off tomorrow and free tonight, I want to preserve my Binions wins.   I go back to the room with an extra large hot coffee from Dunkin Donuts, that I will keep in my refrigerator for tomorrow morning.  Then I crawl into bed with the Kindle app on my phone and read for a bit before passing the fuck out.

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