Las Vegas: UNICOW!

Las Vegas trip report day 8.  Good morning Las Vegas!

I wanted to get Dunkin Donuts before work but woke up way too late.  I have not had any one day since I got here where I had normal sleep.  Fortunately, Laperts is open and they have coffee.

Back to my room to work!

Housekeeping came.  I was hoping they would not.  I do not have a do not disturb sign but kind of hoped they simply don’t have housekeeping at all in these (still) Covid times.  She told me I was supposed to check out today.  Nope, Monday.  She asked if she could call the front desk from my room to verify.  Yes.  No one is answering.  “Are you checking out tomorrow?”  No, Monday.  “So tomorrow?”  No, today is Thursday, I am checking out on Monday.  “Do you need towels?”  No thank you.  “So you check out tomorrow?”  I am sorry, there actually is a camera on since I am in a work meeting but I didn’t realize it was feeding to Candid Camera?

By the time my work day ended,  I was absolutely fucking starving but I needed an employee to finish a thing before I logged off.  So I sat here getting crabbier by the second before I could shove food into my mother fucking faaaaaace.

Of course, I went gambling before doing that.

I went to Saginaws to get a to go order.  Lost $100 while waiting for it.  Oops?

Back to the room where I passed out beyond all exhaustion and still only slept 2 hours.  Here we go again with the wonky sleep.  Guess I’ll go gamble?

I was playing dollar Double Double Bonus, which is not in my budget, which hasn’t stopped me from playing it this entire trip.  I got Queens and Kings. 

Then I got my very first Unicow on Invaders From the Planet Moolah!

When cashing out, I got a torn dollar.  I put it in my bra.

Played some more Moolah.

What a great fucking day and good night!

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