As always, I am in a room with a casino underneath me so I cannot sleep. I woke up at 4:00 and and tried so hard to go back to sleep. I thought I was successful, but my second time awake it was still only 6:00 am.
I spent my entire Las Vegas trip totally confused because in my mind, it was Christmas, even though it was not. This is because I spend every Christmas in Las Vegas. This year however, even though I felt like I was in Vegas for Christmas, when I got back home, Christmas still had not happened. How the hell did that happen?
The obvious question here is “Well then where are you going to go for actual Christmas?” which I answered with “Atlantic City, obviously”