Category Archives: Las Vegas

Las Vegas: Hair Spa and Foraging For Food

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I ended up sleeping 12 hours in my marshmallow bed at Wynn, save for the times I got  up and tried to get the fucking air conditioner on.  I seem to always have issues with temperature control at Wynn.  For such a fancy hotel, you would not expect this to be an issue.

I am still tired but must go on. Get up. Be strong.  You can do this. You can be in Las Vegas.  GO.

I had wanted to go to Resorts World, where I am still checked in, to use my dining credit.  But I am starving and don’t want to risk that any restaurant I believe will be open, is actually not.  So I make a reservation at Jardin.

I played at Encore to kill time before my reservation.  Of course, someone is on the machine I love.  I lose some money and then it is time to eat.

After breakfast, I took an Uber to Soulo Hair Spa for a shampoo and scalp treatment.  It is located in a shopping mall with Big Wong.

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Las Vegas: Fruit Plate, Buffalo and Checking Into Resorts World

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Good morning from Wynn!  I slept until 8:00 AM and was out by 9:30 AM.  Either I am getting older and slower, or the internet is so much more fascinating that it keeps me from getting out quicker.

Morning room view:
Breakfast is at Terrace Point Cafe. Wynn has three actual restaurtant options for breakfast, which is absolutely unheard of at any other property.  There is also the buffet, the cafe and Urth Cafe in addition to the three restaurants.  I can almost understand never leaving this propery, although that makes me feel like a denegerate loser who never even goes outside.

I love the fruit plates.  I wish the rooms had a refergerator so I could get one to go every time.
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Las Vegas: Good Bye Linq, Hello Wynn!

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Housekeeping knock on the door of my room at Linq at 9:30 AM.  I have a 1:00 check out.  She comes knocking again at 10:30.  I am growing furious.  Could you…not?   I even pointed out the Do Not Disturb sign.  Please do not disturb.

I went down to get breakfast, stopping obviously at my gorgeous Buffalo slot machine.  Last chance to give me money because I am checking out today!  I love this machine so much.  I really do.
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Las Vegas: Buffalo, Spaaah, O and Degenerate

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Woke up this morning at Linq.  I slept for nine hours last night, cannot get out of bed.   At all.  So tired.  ZZZZZZZZZZ.  Today is my last day working in Las Vegas during this trip.  I could not be more fucking happy.

I grabbed breakfast at Nook, which is a really little nothing place to grab and go.  I like that they have LARGE iced coffees and are right by the room elevators. This morning, the cash register is not working.  Like just not.  The nice woman said “I guess it is free!” and now it was.  Fun fact:  If you are a customer who says “I guess it is free!” when something does not scan, the cashier is in their right to murder you with their eyes.  But if the cashier says it is free…then you are a winner.

I could not wait for my work day to end because I am just done.  DONE.  My vacation starts the second I close my laptop today.  I am free.  I am ready.  I even scheduled a nap during my work day.

I feel like before I left for Vegas, I have such visions of my trip and how I will be outside and free and going crazy and YAY.  I pictured me bouncing all around on the Vegas Strip, overflowing with excited energy Vegas YAY!

As such, I planned tonight as if I would be bouncing off the walls with excitement.  I booked not only a facial treatment after work today, but I also purchased a ticket to see O.  The more my work day went on, the more I just wanted to log off and go to bed and start my vacation fresh tomorrow.  I think part of this is less physical exhaustion and more mental exhaustion from work.

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Las Vegas Travel Blog: All Band and No Sleep Makes Jennifer Something Something

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Somehow, I am awake without an alarm at 4:30 AM at the Fremont hotel.   Not sure how since I barely got any sleep because of the band playing on Fremont.  I cannot wait to get away from it.

Beautiful sunrise.  I love Las Vegas in the winter when there is snow in the background.

I went downstairs for iced coffee.  I wanted to play MY Cleopatra Keno machine but they are emptying the bill thingies so Buffalo it is.  I lost $100, then won $100 and decided to go back to Cleo.  Mother fucker.  She is not feeling well.

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Las Vegas Blog: Live Music is Killing Me

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Up at 5:00 AM at Fremont, after a horrible night’s sleep.  Live bands are back on Fremont, which I had not considered when booking this hotel to work from.  The music went until 1:00 AM, and I have to be up at 5:00 AM for work.  They will do that again every night this week.  My bed was vibrating.   I have stayed at Fremont a million times in my life but I have only worked from here during Covid.  The bands were not playing prior to this trip because of Covid restrictions so I was not expecting this.  I also honestly don’t remember this ever being an issue before Covid?  Am I just that much older that the music is that much louder? I am going to suffer.

I spent way too much time trying to get the lighting in my room to make me not look like a blurry ghost on a morning video call with all of Leadership at work.  I wasn’t too successful.  Oh well?

I did like being up in time to see the sunrise.  I cannot say enough times how much I love sunrise in Las Vegas.  That feeling of a fresh, new day.  The idea that anything can happen.   Those first early morning steps in a quiet casino.  The knowledge that if you  have a heart attack from winning a million dollars, the paramedics will be able to reach you easier while the casino is still empty. Eye on the prize mother fucker!

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Las Vegas Blog: Say Exasperated One More Time

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I wake up at Harrahs at 6:47 AM.   I really need to cut the internet out of my life because I wasted an hour doing nothing.

I went down and got Starbucks.  There were 37 people in line in front of me.  Fucking kill me.

I played some single line Ultimate X / Double SuperTimes Pay and hit 3s.  YAY.

Walked over to Mirage to use my MyKonami free play.   The first machine I tried kept telling me that my balance was too low to play it.  Fuck you.

Second machine took both my free play and $20 of my hard earned cash.

I went over to Happy Prosperous.   Sometimes I like to randomly hit max bet.  Not often.  But sometimes.  I did this on the first spin and got the bonus.   Holy shit I am going to be rich!

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Las Vegas: No I Am Not Working Today

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Good morning Las Vegas!  I wake up at Harrahs at 10:30 and feel all panicked that I am incredibly late for work. I grab my laptop, I am sweating, oh fuck I am going to get fired. OH FUCK I took today off.  YAY.  I am not fired AND I am free from work!

Morning room view:

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Las Vegas: My Longest Trip Ever Begins Today!

Las Vegas YAY!  If you read my trip report from my most recent trip, you read about how I want to VACATION in Las Vegas, and not work.  Not even a work / vacation combo, I want to just vacation.  The novelty of entending trips by working days around them has died.  Being able to have comped dinner without cooking in exchange for waking up at 5:00 AM and getting annoyed that I have to forage for breakfast when nothing is open, no longer seems like a fair exchange.

While getting that last trip report up, I remembered that last year I worked a few days but then had 2 full weeks off after.  I went back to read that trip report because I can barely remember being FREEEEEEEEEEEEE and realized that while I typed up most of it, I never posted it.  Whoops?

Now that I am ready to post, I did consider waiting until December 2022 to post this and pretend it is being posted in real time in 2022.  You would not notice the difference of the years since most of my trips are the same.  But I just can’t make myself lie.  So here we go, 10 months late.

(Fun fact, while I do indeed check my horoscope daily while in Vegas, I post them here also so I can keep track of the dates of each post in my drafts folder, so I don’t fuck up and post them out of order.)

Ahhhhhhh it is that time of year again!  Las Vegas at Christmas!  This trip is a 25 night trip, making this I believe the longest trip I have ever taken to Las Vegas, by one day.

It is crazy that last year, I was all booked to spend Christmas in Taiwan and Palau.  But then Covid happened.  I looked into going this year, Americans still cannot enter.  I tried researching a few other places but just got frustrated so why not stick to what I know best?  But for real guys, I need to get out of America.

This trip, as with every trip, has morphed and grown over time.  So many bookings and rebookings.  And not just hotels.  Now that flights are pretty much changeable for free, those changed a lot too. I always attempt to make a post detailing all my changes so Vegas addicts who do the same, can watch me be a lunatic.  But it even makes my own head spin.

Hotels:

Harrahs
Fremont x 2 (I wish one of these stays was at California but by the time I realized it, California was sold out)
Linq
Wynn
Resorts World – checking in for freebies and not staying
Cosmopolitan
Luxor – checking in for freebies and not staying
Palace Station
Sahara
The D

My budget is a bit higher than normal due to a bonus from work.  But I suspect that just means I will lose more money and hate myself more.

This trip started on a Thursday.  I flew to Vegas after work, and I smartly took off tomorrow.   I arrived at whatever the hell fucking time.  My notes about the Uber to JFK airport say “Uber, Jacques Cousteau.”  Choose your own adventure on what that means.

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Las Vegas Flashback Trip Report: The Finale

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I am up at the crack of dawn. I go downstairs, lose money, and then eat at the Paris buffet. This is definitely the best breakfast buffet on the strip.

I take a peek at my Park Place coupons and discover I have one for 15% off merchandise at the store I bought my Paris themed pajamas at yesterday. Yay!  I go back and get my mother a pair.  It is 15% off with the coupon, and then an additional 10% off with my Park Place card. Excellent!!!

I go outside and take some photos.

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