Las Vegas: WOO FUCKING HOO!

Good morning Las Vegas!  ANYTHING can happen!

I went down to play and someone is on MY machine god dammit.  I used my Cosmo free play in a Dancing Drums machine and won $100.

As the credits were racking up, the interloper exited MY machine YAY.

Cashed out and grabbed breakfast from District Donuts and went to the room.

I took a nap and when going back out, went to Starbucks.

BUFFALO.

I walked over to Bellagio.  I have 2 MyKonami freeplays as a new batch came out after I purchased the first.  They absolutely will not upload 2 for me.  They were really mean about it too.

Played my “I want to murder you by hurling an ashtray through your screen” Buffalo.

Then some Cleopatra Keno.  I have mentioned this before but Bellagio has the second best Cleopatra Keno paytables, second only to Rainbow casino in Henderson.

On my way out, I stopped at Dancing Drums.  Holy WHOA.

EEEEEEEEEEEE.

I walked to Aria going through Bellagio.

Aria, unlike Bellagio, let me redeem both MyKonami free plays so that was cool.   I played Buffalo slots YAY.

What a fucking fantastic day.  I feel like wins come in clumps.  I love the days when the losses do not do that.  Trying so hard to win enough to quit my job, although I acknowledge that a few hundred here and there won’t do the trick.

Attempted to get something to go at Aria’s Patisserie but the line was SO LONG that I skipped it and went to The Henry in Cosmopolitan.  I ordered to go and they made me sick in the dick seat, rather than allowing me to sit at the bar.  The dick seat is a bunch of chairs without tables, all the way banished into a corner that faces into the restaurant.  So you look like a weirdo creep just sitting there facing people eating.  I double checked my order since last time they forgot my fries and this time they did not. NEVER FORGET.

Back in the room, enjoyed the view and passed out.  It is amusing to me how absolutely fucking miserable I was yesterday about not having fountain view and suddenly I don’t care because WINNER.

Good night.

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