Las Vegas: That Time I Ran Out of Catchy Titles

Las Vegas day 7 starts off a lot like day 6.   Up at Fremont hotel, down at Dunkin Donuts.  The only difference is that today, I slept until 10:00 am.

Breakfast is at Binions, courtesy of their app.  There was a line to get into the coffee shop and every single table was full.

I lost $40 on Buffalo on my way out of here.

I went to Circa to see if I could actually have my choice of machines and I sure did.  Iced coffee here is $8, compared to Dunkin Donuts where it is just a bit over $4 for a cup that is twice the size.

I played Buffalo Chief for the first time.  I lost $60 with nothing happening.  I hate that so much.  Just give me the fucking bonus you asshole. Continue reading

My First Time Visiting Circa, Las Vegas

After sleeping through the grand opening of Circa last night, I wake up at Ballys Las Vegas, and I am officially on vacation!  Oh how good it feels to not have to log on and work.  There is a whole neon city out there waiting for me and I cannot wait to grace it with my presence.

It is 8:25 am and the first thing I do is get coffee.  Wow this line is long when you are not down here at 4:00 am.

I don’t really want to gamble here because I am moving Downtown today and I would rather gamble there.  But I feel obligated to somewhat earn my keep so gamble I do!  I lost $200 and called it a day and waved good bye using only my middle finger.

I checked into Fremont and got room 740 and this time I took photos!  I also took video but I hate my voice so I have to learn to deal with that before I post.  While we are waiting:

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Vegas: All Work and No Buffalo Makes Jennifer Something Something

Today is a Monday in Las Vegas.  I wake up at Ballys. It is freezing outside.  Like a freak cold day, freezing, windy, so cold.

I am up at 4:00 am.  I have to be “at” work in my room at Ballys at 6:00 am.

I went down to get coffee from the insanely overpriced coffee kiosk in the lobby.  At least it was open, it could have been worse.

I lost $100 on my coffee run and then went back up to make my paycheck. Continue reading

Las Vegas Blog: Why Can’t I Correctly Book Offers?

This morning I wake up at Luxor Las Vegas to begin my first full day of this trip.  It is 5:00 am.

Normally, I would smoke a cigarette and go back to bed, but there are no smoking rooms here so I have to get dressed and go downstairs.  I hate this.  I force myself to shower first, so that I get down there when Starbucks is open at least, since we all know I am not going to just smoke and come back up without gambling.

I lost $100 on Supertimes Pay and $100 on Buffalo.   For crissakes.  Is the sun even out yet?  I did hit this though:

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Because Why Not Keep Going to Las Vegas During A Pandemic?

This is my second trip to Las Vegas during a pandemic.  It is being brought to you by the indescribable feeling of freeeeeeeeee I felt during my last trip to Las Vegas.  Going to Vegas, hell traveling anywhere, during a pandemic is definitely not the smartest idea.  But my mental health was (and is again) suffering from being inside my apartment.

I booked this trip a million years ago, to be away from the world during the Presidential election.  Little did I know, I would end up in the epicenter of it and it would dominate the local news.  Oops?

I was able to book a Delta One seat for only $300.  This is a full lay down flat seat.   I have decided I don’t like these that much.   Same thing on JetBlue Mint last year, my legs hurt when I lay down.  It feels like I am on a sleeper train in China.  Still better than sitting, cramped, on a full flight I suppose.

We took off on time and arrived a bit early.  I took a Lyft to Luxor, my first hotel of the trip.  My room was not ready.  I hate when that happens. I normally arrive at night so I really hated when this happened.   I wanted to freshen up and put my money in the safe, nope.

I tried sitting outside just enjoying the fresh-not-triple-digit desert air, checking my phone compulsively for a notification that my room was ready.  Eventually, I gave up and I checked my luggage with the Bell Desk. Continue reading

If You Subscribe To My Blog Via Email…

Hi!

If you are reading this, that means you signed up to get notified of new blog posts by email.  It also means I have failed at turning off email notifications.

LET ME EXPLAIN.

I am trying some new things over here.  First:  We all agreed that you guys would rather read one big trip report at once, than having it posted one day at a time.  So I have been doing this.

But this is causing a couple of issues:

  1.  It makes my blog completely impossible to search.  If someone searches for “Apache Hotel review” on Google, it pulls them to the first page of a 17 page trip report.  The Apache part is on like page 14.   I am losing some traffic here because it is not landing on the exact page they are looking for.
  2. I am going to redo my theme and I need a separate post for each day for the new theme.

So what I am going to start doing with the trip report I am working on now (it will be finished before I leave in 3 days for another trip), is make 16 separate posts, but post them all at once, linking to “next post” on each page.  This way, each day is searchable by Google.  And you still get to read them all in one sitting.

Now.  I don’t want you guys to have to get sixteen emails whenever I make a new post, one for each day.  I also will be breaking up some older trip reports that I posted in one post, so that those are also searchable.  I definitely do not want you to wake up one day and have 8293748374 emails from me.

So I tried turning off email notifications and this is a test post.  If you get a notification of this post, I failed.  And I am not going to try again because I have already wasted 384783 hours of my life trying to figure out how to do this.

So if you do not want 834282437 emails from me, you can unsubscribe.  If  you do want 8324873 emails from me, well bless your heart.

And of course, if I am doing this right (crossed fingers) then I was successful in turning off notifications and I am just typing to myself because you will never see this.

Here we go in 3…2…1…

Sigh, it failed.

 

 

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Las Vegas Travel Blog: Yes, I Packed 9 Hotels Into an 11 Night Stay

Las Vegas Travel Blog: Yes, I Packed 9 Hotels Into an 11 Night Stay

Ah the life of Las Vegas travel blogging. While posting my most recent Las Vegas trip report, I mentioned I had planned to link to past photos I have taken of the rooms at Fremont.  But it seems I didn’t have any posted?  I found it impossible to believe I have never taken room photos of the rooms at Fremont.  I went to my poor, old PC to see what was left on there and found 23 Las Vegas Trip reports I never put up.

Did somebody mention Las Vegas trip reports?

I always joke that I am such a creature of habit that I could probably post an old trip report as current and just not mention the year and no one would even realize.  Boy was I wrong.  Reading this was so weird.  I was on the cusp of morphing from degenerate slot player to degenerate video poker player.  I was much more of a low roller and apparently my biggest lifetime hit was a whopping $300.  I also used to love cabs and paying for meals.  Who knew?

And back we go to 2005…

Well I’m back from 11 nights in Vegas and I wish I weren’t!

I stayed at nine hotels this trip:

Stratosphere
Golden Nugget
Luxor
The Hotel (before it was Delano)
Monte Carlo (before it was Park MGM)
Westin
Circus Circus
Plaza
Fremont

As I am posting this on my blog in 2020, let me just say that I used to move hotels pretty much every night in an attempt to stay in every hotel.  I loved doing this. I still love doing this and move hotels often. Anything longer than three nights in the same room seems boring to me.

It is okay if you don’t like moving hotels during a trip. You don’t have to. But since I like it, I do it.

Overall, this was a great trip. I am a very low roller. My daily budget was $175 and every day with the exception of one day, I hit for at least $100.  Being that this was 50% of my entire day’s bankroll, I felt rich!  I didn’t come home with any of my winnings mind you, but it was really nice to have that extra playing money.  It was also nice waking up in the morning with a bit of extra cash to play with.  So, I’ve decided that it is time to up my daily budget to $200/day and I will start that on my next trip.

I hit four Royal Flushes on this trip!  But none of them were “real”.
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That Time I Went to Las Vegas During a Pandemic

Hi! Hello. I have another insanely long Las Vegas trip report for you.   If you want the Cliff’s Notes version of Las Vegas vs. Covid, you can click here.

As always, booking this trip was a bit chaotic.  First it was going to be a long weekend for my birthday.  Then I don’t even remember what happened and I decided to make it a full week.   Then my job announced we were all to take two mental health days due to the quarantine slowly killing our brain cells, so I added on two days.  Then Delta went and cut all of their nonstops to Vegas except for the first flight of the day.   This meant my flight was moved to one with a layover.  So I decided fuck it, I will just change it to fly out the weekend before, work from Vegas for three days and be free.  Getting through to Delta to change my flight was quite the feat.  They were not at all prepared for the volume of calls and somehow decided hanging up on people was the solution.  I could not change my flight online because you lose that ability once the schedule is changed the first time.  Finally I got through and off to Vegas I go!

I took an Uber to the airport because fuuuuuuuuuuck getting on the New York City subway.  With the exception of getting a Keratin treatment for my hair, and one doctor’s appointment, I haven’t been outside of my neighborhood in over four months. It feels so odd being OUT.  I am out.  I am getting on a plane.  LOOK AT ME I AM OUTSIDE.  LOOK AT ME I AM GETTING ON A PLANE.

I flew first class to Las Vegas because a one way ticket was only $298.  Since Delta only sells half the seats in first class, I was off the plane in no time at all once we landed.

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What It Is Like Traveling to Las Vegas During Covid

I recently spent two weeks in Las Vegas during  Coronavirus.  I am working on a full trip report, but wanted to get a Covid-specific post up as I’ve been asked a bunch of questions.

To give you some background, I have barely left my apartment since March 13.  I get groceries delivered.  My laundromat was closed for three months so I stopped going and began washing stuff in the sink.  There were weeks where the I would only go outside to throw out garbage.  The longest stretch of time I have been outside of my home since March 13 was about 4 hours when I got my roots straightened.  The second longest time was about an hour for a doctor’s appointment.

Being outside my apartment was weird.

Airports

JFK Airport:  I had zero interest in getting on the subway, so I took an Uber.  The airport was a lot emptier than normal.  There was one person in front of me on the baggage check line.  Most stores in the airport were closed, but this did not seem odd to me as I usually take red eyes home and most things are closed when I arrive.  At the gate, there was one woman with her mask on her chin.  Everyone else was complying with masks being mandatory.

LAS Airport:  I normally travel after work and I am used to the airport being empty, so it didn’t feel weird to me.  Starbucks in the baggage area was not open.  I honestly didn’t know there was ever a Starbucks there because I normally don’t check luggage. I only did so because I had a first class ticket so it was free.  There were definitely people trying to skirt the mask requirement.  I am not sure what’s the appeal of traveling to a mask mandatory city when you do not want to wear a mask.

Flights

JFK – LAS:  I flew Delta in a first class seat.  Delta were capping first class at 50%.   And since a first class ticket was only $298, this was a no brainer.  As there were two parties traveling together who booked seats next to each other, my entire row on both sides of the aisle was empty except for me.

Being in first class means bigger seats = you don’t really see the tops of people’s heads.  It felt like I was really isolated and I felt completely safe.  I had a regular disposable mask and a gaiter.  The gaiter was great when the flight got too cold and I did not have my hoodie with me.

We were given a plastic bag with a bottle of water with some snacks, and also a snack box.  The flight attendant was very apologetic that they only had water, but I only wanted water so it was not a big deal.

LAS to JFK:  Unfortunately, I did not fly first class on the way home.   Delta is blocking off middle seats.   I was lucky to also have the aisle seat empty.  But there were people who did have two people in their row.  I was aware of other people on this flight, but I felt very safe.  I am not sure how I would have felt if this had been my flight to Las Vegas, where just being outside of my apartment felt weird.  Let alone seeing other human beings.  On this flight, our drink choices were water, beer or wine.   I stuck to water.

Transportation

Not Running:  The Monorail, the trams between Excalibur and Mandalay Bay, and also between Bellagio and Aria.   The WAX bus is not running, the SDX is not running.

Deuce Bus:  Yikes.  I took this twice.  The first time, I had to wait forever.  I don’t know if this is a Covid thing since I feel like I have waited forever a million times in the past.  My notebooks are filled with me asking why the fuck does Las Vegas not install some sort of shelter for people waiting for the bus in triple digit weather.  The bus came, it was not overly packed.  But it was hot, the air conditioning was not functioning properly.   Some seats had signs to not sit for social distancing, but people sat in them anyway.   Lots of people not wearing masks, or wearing them on their chin.  Like more than half the people did not have a mask on.  It was bizarre though, that when we would stop at bus stops, people would put their mask on to exit the bus.

Thinking that maybe I just had bad luck with a burning hot bus, I took it back.   Same situation.   I never took it again for the rest of the trip.

Uber/Lyft: A lot of people hypothesized that the lack of Uber and Lyft was because of the extra $600 unemployment payout.  I don’t know anything for fact, but I will say the $600 ran out during my time there and it was easier to get cars after.  I had never seen this before in my life.

I had to wait 17 minutes for a car when I arrived.  There were a lot of taxis, but I was not going to pay for one.  The WAX bus is not running.  The 108 and 109 are.  But I was at Golden Gate and didn’t want to deal with walking a few blocks when it was 113 degrees outside.

Hotels

As always, I moved around a lot.  Zero hotels had housekeeping.   All of them told me I could call down for anything and it would be brought to me.   I saw quite a few rooms with plastic bags hanging on the door knobs with fresh towels in them.   The longest check in line I encountered was when there were four people in front of me during my second stay at Fremont.  That was really bizarre since I have never seen that many people on the line in front of me at Fremont.

Golden Gate:  First hotel of the trip.  This was my first time walking into any hotel since the pandemic started.   I wasn’t quite sure what to expect.   You got a temperature check to enter the hotel. The woman who checked me in took my credit card and ID.  I wasn’t sure how that would be handled.  I had to sign the credit card machine thingy, using a pen every other person has touched.

Flamingo:   No temperature or mask check when you enter via the taxi drop off.  There was also no temperature check or mask check if you entered via the Linq Promenade.  You get your temperature taken when going to check in.  I checked in via a kiosk.  I had to touch the screen, but had no human contact other than the temperature taker barking at me.

Fremont:  I stayed here twice during the trip.  You get your temperature taken when you enter from all entrances.  Noticeably gone is the cantaloupe scented cleaner.   Whatever they are using instead, smells like Raid.  The counter people touch your credit card and ID.  I was advised during both check ins that they are still doing the security check if you do not let housekeeping in for longer than 72 hours, even though they are not providing housekeeping.  I don’t know if anyone entered my room during either stay.

El Cortez:  No temperature check when entering.  The person behind the check in counter sprays and cleans the counter between customers.  You are asked questions about if you have symptoms, and they take your temperature here.  You are given a wristband to wear to show you answered the questions.   They do touch your ID and credit card.  There is a person manning the elevators.   He or she will enter before you to spray and wipe down the buttons for you.   I had one guy tell me that most people don’t like being assigned to this, but he loved it because it was the easiest job he ever had.

Luxor: I did mobile check in and got my key on my phone.  I did not have to talk to anyone, no one touched my credit card or ID.  I decided I wanted an actual key, but had I not, I never would have needed to speak to a person.  I do not recall having my temperature checked when I entered.  Also to be fair, I also could not remember where I entered from when it came time to leave.

Luxor was the only hotel that gave me a Covid amenity kit!  Those metal rings are supposed to be used to push elevator buttons.   I think it is more of a peace of mind type thing because what do you do with it after?  Put it in your bag or pocket and then end up touching it when you go to grab it again?

Paris:  No temperature checks when entering.  They did have kiosks but I was directed to a Diamond line so I went there instead.  They wipe down the counter and have individual packets of sanitizer available for you.  They have you place your credit card and ID in a bin and they read it inside the bin.  You do have to swipe your card and sign though, so you are touching a pen other people have touched.  They also had the bins at the player’s clubs at both Flamingo and Paris so those people are not touching your card or ID.

Elevators  

There are photos floating around the internet of endless elevator lines.  I didn’t encounter this.  Luxor had the longest elevator lines, but never more than about ten people.  There was no one manning them.  I had a situation at Luxor where every time an elevator would come, people would pile in and I would wait for the next one.  But people would join the line and all pile in the next one.  At some point an elevator came and there was a guy in there, with a wheelchair full of stuff, watching something on his cell phone.  I asked him “Are you getting out?” and he said no.   I don’t know what the fuck the deal was with this guy, he looked homeless with his life’s belongings with him, watching television on his phone while riding the elevator.  I got in with him because fuck it, only one person versus 823748734.  No one else wanted to get in that elevator with him.

Restaurants   

A lot are operating on reduced schedules, with limited menu options.  Some have confusing hours.  The Market Street Cafe at California does not open until 4:00 PM.  I had to wait to be seated only one time, for Pyramid Cafe at Luxor.

Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks are not 24 hours.   I worked for three days from Vegas and I was late to work all three days because Starbucks opens at Flamingo at 6:00 am, which is when I am supposed to be at work.  You no longer put your milk / sugar in your coffee yourself.

Most restaurants had disposable menus.   I don’t know if they are actually being disposed of after each use.  The Henry at Cosmopolitan lets you scan their QC code to get the menu.  For some reason, the Pyramid Cafe at Luxor gave me a real menu but they also had QC code scanners for menus so WHY.

Bars

I don’t drink in Vegas.  But a whole lot of people did not seem to comprehend that bars being closed = BARS ARE CLOSED.  At Fremont, most of my favorite machines are near a bar that is closed.  I saw so many people trying to order a drink.  They were directed to sit at a slot machine and be served by a server.  Cocktail servers are not serving people who do not play. A lot of people misunderstood that you could buy a drink at a slot machine.  You cannot.  You would have entire groups take seats filling an entire aisle, expecting to buy drinks from the cocktail server.  One guy had security called on him because he refused to understand this.  As a bonus, security came and leaned on the machine I was playing while talking to him.

Masks

Masks are mandatory.  Most people were compliant.  I would say maybe around 5% of all people tried “I am smoking/drinking” to get out of it, but they were all told to pull them back up.  Outside on Fremont Street, mask usage was about 50%.   Security were not enforcing mask wearing on Fremont Street.  The only time I saw anyone mention a mask outside was at the Uber pick up at Luxor.  A security guard approached a maskless dude to ask him if he had one.  He said yes.  Security told him he had to put it on if he were going inside.

I smoke so I got used to pulling it down, taking a drag, exhaling and immediately pulling the mask back up.  I can now do this all with my left hand, allowing me to keep gambling with my right hand.

I had a jerk who shoved his hand in the elevator door as it was closing at Fremont, with his other hand over his mouth, apologizing to me that he had to go downstairs to get a mask.   Dude, why not just wait for the next elevator and go down solo. This is Fremont, the hotel is tiny and there are five elevators. You never have to wait longer than 30 seconds for one.

For the most part, wearing a mask did not bother me.   Yes, there were some times where I wanted to rip it off.  But there were others when I would go to light a cigarette in my room and realize I had forgotten I still had the mask on.  I found the disposable ones to be my favorite.   I did buy a mask extender “just in case” and I am glad I did.  My ears did start to hurt after a bit, even though this had not happened at home before I left. These are the exact ones I bought:

Change Shortage

Yes, this is a thing.  A few casinos (Cosmopolitan and MLife properties specifically) are not giving you coins when you cash out at a machine.   You can choose to donate the change, or else the machine will spit out your cash and a tito for just the change, which you have to redeem at the cashier.

If you have been reading along with my past trip reports, you may recall I always find pennies on heads and put them in my bra for good luck.  Those were extremely hard to come by on this trip.  But you for sure had your take of abandoned titos all over the place.

Overall Experience

I started out a lot more concerned than I was by the time the trip ended.  I loved being outside of my apartment.  I loved seeing views other than my living room or the house across the street from me.   It felt kind of normal by the end of the trip.  There were a lot of kids for some reason and when I would see families of multiple kids with strollers, I would wonder why they would bring their kids to Vegas during a pandemic.   Then I would also remember I was in Vegas during a pandemic.  Which is a really weird concept.

There are noticeably less people in Vegas.  Casinos are handling social distancing in various ways.  The most popular way I noticed was removing half the chairs.  Did not stop some guy from pulling up a chair to sit right next to me at The D.  Some casinos have every other machine turned off.  El Cortez has plexiglass between machines.  There are a lot more machines in circular clusters rather than traditional banks.  MLife properties have installed hand washing stations in the casinos.

Being away from home did wonders for my mental health.  When I got back, one of my employees told me she could see it on my face, that I looked like I was back to normal.  I am still not going to say it was the smartest thing I have done though.

Coming home, Nevada is on a long list of states that you have to quarantine when returning to New York from.  I had to fill out a form with my contact information.   No one has contacted me and it is day 7 since I returned.   The only time I have been outside since returning home was to do a combo of throwing out garbage and bringing my delivered pizza inside.

If you have any questions you can leave them below and I will answer them.  Spoiler alert: I will not approve any comments debating mask wearing or whether or not the virus is real.

Las Vegas Christmas Trip Report: 16,644 Words. You Have Been Warned.

Welcome to yet another insanely long Las Vegas trip report! I left NYC on December 13 and flew back home late night on December 30. This is my favorite time to be in Vegas. The weather is perfect. The week before the week of Christmas is usually pretty dead. There used to be a lot of promos such as point multipliers at this time. Those seem to have slowly gone away though.

I had started to document my planning of this trip, including the many changes to hotels as offers came in. It ended up getting completely overwhelming, even to me.  So I’ll spare you that part of the planning process.

I decided I could not stay in any hotel I had stayed in during the past five years. The reason for this? Some people have traditions in Vegas, I have bad habits.  I cannot tell you how many times I have made the loop from my room at Fremont, to the Dunkin Donuts, to my favorite machines (of which there are only three: Ultimate X, that one quarter DDB machine, and the Cleopatra Keno near the live Keno.)  I wanted to break the cycle, and decided I would set a rule that I can only stay in hotels that I have either never stayed in before, or have not stayed in for many years.  The only exception would be that I could stay one night at Four Queens, because I had accidentally purchased a $50 credit on the Binions game, so it would be going to waste if I did not use it.   This worked out PERFECTLY because from the time I purchased this non-refundable award, and the time this trip came along, that voucher was good for a night at Apache.  This meant I could see a new Binions room for FREE.

Booking this trip proved very difficult to do inside those parameters.  It was very hard for me to not stay at Fremont, especially when I had an offer, and when there is a Dunkin Donuts inside the casino.  It was VERY difficult for me to agree to paying a resort fee at Park MGM, when on the same night I could be at Fremont for $0, just to adhere to my rule.  At least my Park MGM offer came with $40 free play and $50 resort credit.  But I told myself that the resort fee was a price I was paying to not be a degenerate making a beeline to my favorite machines.

So in the end, I signed up to pay resort fees on EIGHT nights.

On the day I left for Vegas, it looked like:

3 comped nights at Paris: Paying only the resort fee. I have not stayed here in so many years. Possibly longer than ten years? This offer may or may not come with $70 free play. The offer for $70 free play is showing in my account. But there is a glitch with the offer code that shows it needed to be booked by August, for dates good through 2020. This is obviously incorrect as the offer that supposedly needed to be booked by August, is still showing in my account in December. Let’s see how this goes.

1 comped night at Park MGM: Paying only the resort fee.  I have only stayed here when it was Monte Carlo, over a decade ago. My offer came with $40 slot play and $50 dining credit.

2 nights comped at Downtown Grand: 100% comped, no resort fee, $10 in free play to use twice. I have stayed here before as Lady Luck, never as Downtown Grand. This was double booked with two nights at Fremont that I booked just for the freebies. $10 slot play and $20 dining. Yes, I will check into a hotel for a measly $30 in freebies.

3 nights comped at Fitzgeralds….er I mean The D:  The room and resort fees were comped but I did pay $10+ tax per night for a smoking room. My last stay here was a very long time ago, which was also coincidentally the last time I had a comped offer from them. This came with $25 dining and $20 free play. I double booked this with El Cortez, for the freebies. It came with $25 dining and $25 free play.

3 nights comped at Wynn, via their mobile app:  100% comped, no resort fees. I last stayed here a million years ago. I am hoping for an upgrade to Encore, which would have me finally staying at every Strip hotel.

2 nights comped at Treasure Island:   100% comped, no resort fees, $100 free play and 30% off spa services. I have never had a comped offer here.  My last (and only) paid stay was over a decade ago.   This was double booked with one night at Apache, using a voucher from the Binions app.  I kind of did want to stay at Apache, but I also kind of hate non smoking rooms.  So I’ll check in just because it is free, and to see the new rooms.

4 comped nights at The Linq: I last stayed here when it was The Quad. I had previously stayed numerous times when it was Imperial Palace. I used to love booking it for my first night, so I could stand on the balcony and see the Strip. The balconies are long gone. This was a late offer that included $70 free play and $150 resort credit.

A lot of people get really horrified about hotel changes. Honestly, I don’t see the big deal. I have comps at all these places, which means I play at all these places. If I am going to go and play at these places anyway, why not take an extra few minutes to check in and restart my trip?  It really doesn’t make a difference in my future comps.  I always hop around and my offers are based on that.  

Then came the actual trip planning. A lot of people do not like making plans for Vegas. I love making plans for Vegas. I spend so many hours planning trips, only to arrive in Vegas and forget I ever did that.

I normally have an insane itinerary that is both color coded and detailed.  It has very few things to actually do other than switch hotels, casino promos and planned coupon runs.  For this trip though, in an attempt to not spend the entire time gambling degenerately, I had to find things to do.  I decided to do one thing per day.

What counts as a thing?

I had the same question myself.

In the past, I would put faraway locals casinos in this category. Nothing like spending an hour on a bus to gamble in an unfamiliar casino, right? But this defeats the purpose. So I decided that a thing would be a show, a spa treatment or an attraction that you paid for.  So no, walking past the Bellagio fountains while between degenerate sessions at Cosmo and degenerate sessions as Cromwell, did not count.

I knew I wanted to see the Friends parody show at The D.  Why has no one ever told me this exists?

I used a MyVegas reward for Ka.  I fell asleep through this show in the theater the last time I actually saw it.  I also fell asleep in my bed rather than going to the show the last time I had a ticket for it.  But hey, it is a “thing” and it is free.

I also added a rule that I had to eat somewhere I have never eaten at before, every day. As I was planning the trip, I had to switch this to “eat somewhere you have not eaten in years.” Downtown doesn’t really have too many places I haven’t eaten at, at least once. The idea was pretty much to break my bad habits and force me to not follow the same pattern as normal, so this rule worked. But it would be stupid to give up dining credit. For places like Boyd properties or El Cortez, there aren’t many choices to use these at places I don’t eat at regularly.

As the trip came closer, there were so many changes and additions to my planning. Offers came in, hotels were changed. Then Vegas.com had a crazy Black Friday promo where for every purchase, you got a $50 credit emailed to you the next day.  I ended up booking so many things that it would be impossible to actually do them all.

Finally, the day is here. The day I am leaving for Las Vegas! IT IS HERE IT IS TODAY I AM LEAVING TODAY FOR LAS VEGAS.

I worked from home and treated myself to a Lyft to the airport as it was storming outside. The airport was a mess. TSA were very short staffed. I was flying Mint so I had Even More Speed, which means I can skip the TSA line. Normally it would take about 3 minutes to get through security. Tonight it took over an hour. The line was full of assholes who would not prepare when they got close to the front of the line. They would wait until the last second to take their shoes off, and to take their liquids and laptops out. At some point, people decided it was okay to cut. It was not. I yelled at a couple who tried to cut me, and then just kept going about how I don’t understand why people wait until the very last second to take their liquids out of their bags. I definitely caused a scene. The TSA worker definitely slow clapped my tempter tantrum.

Once I was finally through security, I could hear the last call announcement for my flight. I made it, without time to stop for the restroom. The doors closed before I had even settled in my seat.

Tonight I am flying JetBlue Mint for the first time ever. This is very exciting to me. I have never had a lay down seat on my flight before. I had ordered a Plane Eats meal, since fancy food is not my thing. My meal didn’t make it on the flight. I was offered to pick anything from the pay menu, and it would be free. I picked a sandwich. Guess what, they don’t have anything from that menu. I ended up with a cheese plate, and a whole lot of apologies.

I had my own cabin so it felt private when I was laying down, even though the door only comes up a couple of feet of the ground. So anyone walking by me could look down and see me sleep. I don’t think the seat was as comfortable as I have read about. Your feet go into this little cubby, which felt weird. But overall, I loved having no one near me and being able to lay down.

I arrived in Vegas at midnight and took an Uber to Paris, which is my first hotel of this trip. For some reason, I have 50% off Uber on the app. That was a nice surprise.

Check in was dead. Huge plus of arriving at this time of year.

I was given room 1690, which was the last smoking Strip view room and the check in person had to get permission to give it to me. This was the room type I booked, but I suppose they may have needed it for someone more important than me. Luck was on my side and I was given my keys and sent off to my room.

Night view:

 

Room view I took the following morning:

I did the thing I always do on night one. I write in my notes about how I feel like I could just go to bed and not gamble the first night, but then decide to anyway. Fuck it, I deserve a reward for surviving the flight, right?

I lost my entire daily budget on dollar Double Double Bonus video poker. I kind of had to, ya know?

I am off to bed at 2:30, psyched as all hell to know I still have over two weeks left in this trip. Anything can happen.

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