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Another day working from my hotel room in Las Vegas. Linq morning room view. I believe this room is considered Strip view because of the postage stamp sized view of Caesars. I really miss the balconies. It would be so great to open the balcony door and inhale the pigeon poop these balconies were always covered in. Okay maybe I see why they removed them. Also I don’t know that I have ever seen a flock of pigeons in Vegas? Yet the balconies were coated in pigeon poop.
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Las Vegas Trip Report: Buffalo Legends!
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Barely woke up at Fremont today. I am the most exhausted I have been this entire trip and I have been completely exhausted this entire trip. I am moving hotels tonight, to Linq, so I will finally be able to sleep wtthout the Fremont Street bands keeping me up.
I did a mobile order for Dunkin Donuts. This is my new favorite thing. Don’t go wait on the line, just go and grab your stuff YAY.
The fire alarm went off in my hotel room during work again. YAY. I just flat out ignored it this time.
After work, I made a beeline to Dunkin Donuts and then over to California to beat this fucking Buffalo Legends machine. Holy shit. I was there for hours. I could not stop. I got some nice bonuses but refused to cash out until I got the Legends progressive bonus. I kept telling myself to fucking STOP IT. You are going to finally get it and only win $20. But I was on a fucking mission.
Here is what the bonus looks like:
Las Vegas Travel Blog: All Band and No Sleep Makes Jennifer Something Something
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Somehow, I am awake without an alarm at 4:30 AM at the Fremont hotel. Not sure how since I barely got any sleep because of the band playing on Fremont. I cannot wait to get away from it.
Beautiful sunrise. I love Las Vegas in the winter when there is snow in the background.
I went downstairs for iced coffee. I wanted to play MY Cleopatra Keno machine but they are emptying the bill thingies so Buffalo it is. I lost $100, then won $100 and decided to go back to Cleo. Mother fucker. She is not feeling well.
Las Vegas Blog: Live Music is Killing Me
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Up at 5:00 AM at Fremont, after a horrible night’s sleep. Live bands are back on Fremont, which I had not considered when booking this hotel to work from. The music went until 1:00 AM, and I have to be up at 5:00 AM for work. They will do that again every night this week. My bed was vibrating. I have stayed at Fremont a million times in my life but I have only worked from here during Covid. The bands were not playing prior to this trip because of Covid restrictions so I was not expecting this. I also honestly don’t remember this ever being an issue before Covid? Am I just that much older that the music is that much louder? I am going to suffer.
I spent way too much time trying to get the lighting in my room to make me not look like a blurry ghost on a morning video call with all of Leadership at work. I wasn’t too successful. Oh well?
I did like being up in time to see the sunrise. I cannot say enough times how much I love sunrise in Las Vegas. That feeling of a fresh, new day. The idea that anything can happen. Those first early morning steps in a quiet casino. The knowledge that if you have a heart attack from winning a million dollars, the paramedics will be able to reach you easier while the casino is still empty. Eye on the prize mother fucker!
Las Vegas Blog: Renovated Room at Fremont Hotel
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I woke up just before 7:00 AM at Harrahs and showered, got dressed and went out for Starbucks. Fuck this fucking line, it is impossible to even consider getting on it. I walked through the casino to the other Starbucks. There is a gaggle of teenagers in front of me, because of course. This is always the sign of death because they will 100% all order Frappucinos, which will take forever.
Finally I get my coffee 25 minutes later. I sit down at a Buffalo Link. No idea why since I am a loser and should not be playing this game. But here we are.
I put in 80 to start. And here come the bonuses.
Cashed out with $500. Put another $60 in just for fun and cash out with $0.
Las Vegas Blog: Say Exasperated One More Time
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I wake up at Harrahs at 6:47 AM. I really need to cut the internet out of my life because I wasted an hour doing nothing.
I went down and got Starbucks. There were 37 people in line in front of me. Fucking kill me.
I played some single line Ultimate X / Double SuperTimes Pay and hit 3s. YAY.
Walked over to Mirage to use my MyKonami free play. The first machine I tried kept telling me that my balance was too low to play it. Fuck you.
Second machine took both my free play and $20 of my hard earned cash.
I went over to Happy Prosperous. Sometimes I like to randomly hit max bet. Not often. But sometimes. I did this on the first spin and got the bonus. Holy shit I am going to be rich!
Las Vegas: No I Am Not Working Today
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Good morning Las Vegas! I wake up at Harrahs at 10:30 and feel all panicked that I am incredibly late for work. I grab my laptop, I am sweating, oh fuck I am going to get fired. OH FUCK I took today off. YAY. I am not fired AND I am free from work!
Morning room view:
Las Vegas: My Longest Trip Ever Begins Today!
Las Vegas YAY! If you read my trip report from my most recent trip, you read about how I want to VACATION in Las Vegas, and not work. Not even a work / vacation combo, I want to just vacation. The novelty of entending trips by working days around them has died. Being able to have comped dinner without cooking in exchange for waking up at 5:00 AM and getting annoyed that I have to forage for breakfast when nothing is open, no longer seems like a fair exchange.
While getting that last trip report up, I remembered that last year I worked a few days but then had 2 full weeks off after. I went back to read that trip report because I can barely remember being FREEEEEEEEEEEEE and realized that while I typed up most of it, I never posted it. Whoops?
Now that I am ready to post, I did consider waiting until December 2022 to post this and pretend it is being posted in real time in 2022. You would not notice the difference of the years since most of my trips are the same. But I just can’t make myself lie. So here we go, 10 months late.
(Fun fact, while I do indeed check my horoscope daily while in Vegas, I post them here also so I can keep track of the dates of each post in my drafts folder, so I don’t fuck up and post them out of order.)
Ahhhhhhh it is that time of year again! Las Vegas at Christmas! This trip is a 25 night trip, making this I believe the longest trip I have ever taken to Las Vegas, by one day.
It is crazy that last year, I was all booked to spend Christmas in Taiwan and Palau. But then Covid happened. I looked into going this year, Americans still cannot enter. I tried researching a few other places but just got frustrated so why not stick to what I know best? But for real guys, I need to get out of America.
This trip, as with every trip, has morphed and grown over time. So many bookings and rebookings. And not just hotels. Now that flights are pretty much changeable for free, those changed a lot too. I always attempt to make a post detailing all my changes so Vegas addicts who do the same, can watch me be a lunatic. But it even makes my own head spin.
Hotels:
Harrahs
Fremont x 2 (I wish one of these stays was at California but by the time I realized it, California was sold out)
Linq
Wynn
Resorts World – checking in for freebies and not staying
Cosmopolitan
Luxor – checking in for freebies and not staying
Palace Station
Sahara
The D
My budget is a bit higher than normal due to a bonus from work. But I suspect that just means I will lose more money and hate myself more.
This trip started on a Thursday. I flew to Vegas after work, and I smartly took off tomorrow. I arrived at whatever the hell fucking time. My notes about the Uber to JFK airport say “Uber, Jacques Cousteau.” Choose your own adventure on what that means.
Las Vegas Flashback Trip Report: The Finale
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I am up at the crack of dawn. I go downstairs, lose money, and then eat at the Paris buffet. This is definitely the best breakfast buffet on the strip.
I take a peek at my Park Place coupons and discover I have one for 15% off merchandise at the store I bought my Paris themed pajamas at yesterday. Yay! I go back and get my mother a pair. It is 15% off with the coupon, and then an additional 10% off with my Park Place card. Excellent!!!
I go outside and take some photos.
Las Vegas Flashback: Spot The Scam and Scented Slot Machines
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Good morning from Palace Station! Despite crawling to bed at 6:30 AM, I am awake at 8:30 AM. I head downstairs for breakfast at the buffet, and return for a long nap. I am up at 4:00 PM.
I go down to the casino and play and Uncle Sam slot machine, cashing out with $50. I decide to go up to the room, shower and pick up where I left off on last night’s Strip casino crawl.
Well although last night went on forever, tonight only lasted an hour.
I started off at the Venetian, lost and lost. Casino Royale, lost and lost. Mirage! Lost and lost and called it quits.
This simply isn’t fun when you are walking these long distances between casinos and not getting anything for your efforts so I decided to stay put.
I gambled at Mirage for quite some time, never hitting anything worth documenting. Then over to Treasure Island where I played until I was broke.
I took a cab back to Palace Station and fell asleep watching some television show named “Vegas.” 2022 me wants to know what the fuck television show I was watching named “Vegas” in June of 2003, and even Google doesn’t know.
Since this day was incredibly short, I’ll just keep going into tomorrow.
I am up at 8:30 AM. Today is supposed to be a sleep in day. Oh well, I will sleep when I am dead.
Breakfast is at the buffet again. After eating, I play and lose on slots. I go outside and take pictures of the hotel. Come back, shower and check out.