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Las Vegas: Riding the Bus Around Henderson

Las Vegas trip report day 9!  Happy New Year’s Eve!

I am up at 7:00 and out at 9:00. You might think this means it takes me 2 hours to get ready, but the joke is on you. I haven’t showered and I am wearing filthy clothes. I am just a lazy slob.

I am supposed to take the bus to Emerald Island but I opt for an Uber instead because aforementioned lazy slob. My driver assumes I live in Henderson, does not occur to him that I am a tourist. This happens to me often.

Even though I have been to Emerald Island before, it has been so long since my last visit that I am considered a new player and get new player stuff. Such as a coupon book that includes free meals if I hit 50 points, which I do.

FINALLY get a win on Buffalo Chief.

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Las Vegas: The Day Vacation Kicks In YAY!

Another day working in Las Vegas, another day up at 5:00 am in Las Vegas.  What makes this day special though, is that this is the day my vacation actually starts once I am done with work.

I learned that I cannot get breakfast until 6:00 when things open, so I sneak in some Buffalo while waiting.  The hope was to win a million dollars so that I can go back to bed rather than into a video meeting.  I won, but was missing quite a few zeros and work meeting it was.

You can tell I am super anxious to LET’S GO because I am playing max bet, which is out of my price range.  Or you can tell how degenerate I am because I was playing out of my price range.

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Las Vegas Trip Report: Moving From Circa to The D(ick)

Good morning Las Vegas day 6!

I am up at 5:00 am at Circa so I can get breakfast and be at work at 6:00 AM.   Fun fact:  I am actually lying because I am really up at 5:00 AM so I can gamble a bit before starting work.

I really like gambling before work. It is a weird feeling, and also I love the fantasy of winning a million dollars and then not going to work.  You know, I am going to add “stick to huge progressive machines” to my before work gambling routine going forward.

Circa sunrise:
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Las Vegas: Buffalo Slot Machines and More!

It is day five in Las Vegas and I am awake at 7:30 AM at Circa.

My morning view.  I love the morning view in Las Vegas.  You look outside and know ANYTHING can happen today.  I also find myself fantasizing about running away from life, maybe getting a drivers license and driving into those mountains in the background just to see where they lead.

I shower and get dressed and am ready to hit the town at 9:30.  I really should do more hitting the town in Las Vegas, rather than just going back and forth between the same casinos all the time.  But I won’t.

When I get to the casino, I stay away from my usual money stealing machines and try some Dragon Link Spring Festival.  I doubled four $20 bills and lost the 5th.

Next I try Peacock Princess.  I lose a $20 and then double a $20.

Buffalo Deluxe!  I lose $80 and then lose $100.  Why do I do this?  Like seriously, why.   When I type up these trip reports, I just get so mad at myself.   I am fiiiiiiine with losing, fine with repeatedly losing on Buffalo.  But why do I keep putting more money in when I am losing?   Because of those sporadic big wins?   Oh yeah, that is why.  Because of those sporadic big wins.  Sigh.

Breakfast is me grabbing McDonalds at Plaza.

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Las Vegas: Free Play + Circa Stay

Good morning Las Vegas!  Today is day 4.  I am waking up at California Hotel at 7:30 AM.

I am out at 8:50 and make a bee line for Binions, to have breakfast at their coffee shop.  Still using the app for dining credit.

I stop and play some Buffalo before eating.  I lost a $20, turned a second $20 into $120 and lost a third $20.  I have no photos except this one of Circa!  Where I am checking into today YAY.
I take an Uber to go buy cigarettes and then return to California to do some quick playing before checking out.  I also stopped to pay my hotel bill, a whopping $4.61, in cash.

I played Buffalo Diamond and finally beat this shitty game.

Despite this busy morning, I am back in my room at 10:20 AM.  I pack my crap and move on.

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Las Vegas: Merry Freaking Christmas

Las Vegas Christmas trip starts at 6:30 when I wake up at 6:30 for no reason at all. I can barely make it to work ten feet from my bed by 9:00.  Vegas?  Can’t even sleep  until 9:00 am.

I am out at 8:15.  Breakfast again is at Market Street Cafe, paid with comps.

I go back to my room to grab the Dunkin Donuts coffee I smartly brought back last night and left in my refrigerator, to stop me from having to walk to go get iced coffee.  OF FUCKING COURSE the refrigerator setting is too cold so it is kind of like a coffee smoothie.  I tried using the hair dryer to melt it.  It kind of not really worked.  Damn me and my fucking ideas.

Over to Binions I go for some Wonder Four Buffalo.

$100 – $167, cashed out at $160

$100- $238, cashed out $200

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Las Vegas Travel Blog: Yes I Just Gambled All Day and All Night

Las Vegas trip report day two!

I am awake at California hotel at 9:00 am. This is not on purpose as I had planned to sleep forever.  But ya know…Vegas.

I shower and get dressed.  Call down to the Market Street Cafe for reservations and am told they can take me in 5 minutes. Excellent.

The sun looks bizarre today:
I order a cheese omelet and it comes with ham.  I didn’t order or want ham.  But I am so anxious to be here and get started that I say nothing.

Charged the food to my room to use the dining credit that came with my offer, so it is “free” anyway.

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My First Time Visiting Circa, Las Vegas

After sleeping through the grand opening of Circa last night, I wake up at Ballys Las Vegas, and I am officially on vacation!  Oh how good it feels to not have to log on and work.  There is a whole neon city out there waiting for me and I cannot wait to grace it with my presence.

It is 8:25 am and the first thing I do is get coffee.  Wow this line is long when you are not down here at 4:00 am.

I don’t really want to gamble here because I am moving Downtown today and I would rather gamble there.  But I feel obligated to somewhat earn my keep so gamble I do!  I lost $200 and called it a day and waved good bye using only my middle finger.

I checked into Fremont and got room 740 and this time I took photos!  I also took video but I hate my voice so I have to learn to deal with that before I post.  While we are waiting:

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Because Why Not Keep Going to Las Vegas During A Pandemic?

This is my second trip to Las Vegas during a pandemic.  It is being brought to you by the indescribable feeling of freeeeeeeeee I felt during my last trip to Las Vegas.  Going to Vegas, hell traveling anywhere, during a pandemic is definitely not the smartest idea.  But my mental health was (and is again) suffering from being inside my apartment.

I booked this trip a million years ago, to be away from the world during the Presidential election.  Little did I know, I would end up in the epicenter of it and it would dominate the local news.  Oops?

I was able to book a Delta One seat for only $300.  This is a full lay down flat seat.   I have decided I don’t like these that much.   Same thing on JetBlue Mint last year, my legs hurt when I lay down.  It feels like I am on a sleeper train in China.  Still better than sitting, cramped, on a full flight I suppose.

We took off on time and arrived a bit early.  I took a Lyft to Luxor, my first hotel of the trip.  My room was not ready.  I hate when that happens. I normally arrive at night so I really hated when this happened.   I wanted to freshen up and put my money in the safe, nope.

I tried sitting outside just enjoying the fresh-not-triple-digit desert air, checking my phone compulsively for a notification that my room was ready.  Eventually, I gave up and I checked my luggage with the Bell Desk. Continue reading

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Las Vegas Travel Blog: Yes, I Packed 9 Hotels Into an 11 Night Stay

Las Vegas Travel Blog: Yes, I Packed 9 Hotels Into an 11 Night Stay

Ah the life of Las Vegas travel blogging. While posting my most recent Las Vegas trip report, I mentioned I had planned to link to past photos I have taken of the rooms at Fremont.  But it seems I didn’t have any posted?  I found it impossible to believe I have never taken room photos of the rooms at Fremont.  I went to my poor, old PC to see what was left on there and found 23 Las Vegas Trip reports I never put up.

Did somebody mention Las Vegas trip reports?

I always joke that I am such a creature of habit that I could probably post an old trip report as current and just not mention the year and no one would even realize.  Boy was I wrong.  Reading this was so weird.  I was on the cusp of morphing from degenerate slot player to degenerate video poker player.  I was much more of a low roller and apparently my biggest lifetime hit was a whopping $300.  I also used to love cabs and paying for meals.  Who knew?

And back we go to 2005…

Well I’m back from 11 nights in Vegas and I wish I weren’t!

I stayed at nine hotels this trip:

Stratosphere
Golden Nugget
Luxor
The Hotel (before it was Delano)
Monte Carlo (before it was Park MGM)
Westin
Circus Circus
Plaza
Fremont

As I am posting this on my blog in 2020, let me just say that I used to move hotels pretty much every night in an attempt to stay in every hotel.  I loved doing this. I still love doing this and move hotels often. Anything longer than three nights in the same room seems boring to me.

It is okay if you don’t like moving hotels during a trip. You don’t have to. But since I like it, I do it.

Overall, this was a great trip. I am a very low roller. My daily budget was $175 and every day with the exception of one day, I hit for at least $100.  Being that this was 50% of my entire day’s bankroll, I felt rich!  I didn’t come home with any of my winnings mind you, but it was really nice to have that extra playing money.  It was also nice waking up in the morning with a bit of extra cash to play with.  So, I’ve decided that it is time to up my daily budget to $200/day and I will start that on my next trip.

I hit four Royal Flushes on this trip!  But none of them were “real”.
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