It is day five in Las Vegas and I am awake at 7:30 AM at Circa.
My morning view. I love the morning view in Las Vegas. You look outside and know ANYTHING can happen today. I also find myself fantasizing about running away from life, maybe getting a drivers license and driving into those mountains in the background just to see where they lead.
I shower and get dressed and am ready to hit the town at 9:30. I really should do more hitting the town in Las Vegas, rather than just going back and forth between the same casinos all the time. But I won’t.
When I get to the casino, I stay away from my usual money stealing machines and try some Dragon Link Spring Festival. I doubled four $20 bills and lost the 5th.
Next I try Peacock Princess. I lose a $20 and then double a $20.
Buffalo Deluxe! I lose $80 and then lose $100. Why do I do this? Like seriously, why. When I type up these trip reports, I just get so mad at myself. I am fiiiiiiine with losing, fine with repeatedly losing on Buffalo. But why do I keep putting more money in when I am losing? Because of those sporadic big wins? Oh yeah, that is why. Because of those sporadic big wins. Sigh.
Breakfast is me grabbing McDonalds at Plaza.
Then, since I cannot smoke in my room, I smoke a cigarette at a Buffalo slot machine before taking a nap. Buffalo does not hate me during this session.Continue reading →
Good morning Las Vegas! Today is day 4. I am waking up at California Hotel at 7:30 AM.
I am out at 8:50 and make a bee line for Binions, to have breakfast at their coffee shop. Still using the app for dining credit.
I stop and play some Buffalo before eating. I lost a $20, turned a second $20 into $120 and lost a third $20. I have no photos except this one of Circa! Where I am checking into today YAY. I take an Uber to go buy cigarettes and then return to California to do some quick playing before checking out. I also stopped to pay my hotel bill, a whopping $4.61, in cash.
I played Buffalo Diamond and finally beat this shitty game.
Despite this busy morning, I am back in my room at 10:20 AM. I pack my crap and move on.
Las Vegas Christmas trip starts at 6:30 when I wake up at 6:30 for no reason at all. I can barely make it to work ten feet from my bed by 9:00. Vegas? Can’t even sleep until 9:00 am.
I am out at 8:15. Breakfast again is at Market Street Cafe, paid with comps.
I go back to my room to grab the Dunkin Donuts coffee I smartly brought back last night and left in my refrigerator, to stop me from having to walk to go get iced coffee. OF FUCKING COURSE the refrigerator setting is too cold so it is kind of like a coffee smoothie. I tried using the hair dryer to melt it. It kind of not really worked. Damn me and my fucking ideas.
Over to Binions I go for some Wonder Four Buffalo.
I am awake at California hotel at 9:00 am. This is not on purpose as I had planned to sleep forever. But ya know…Vegas.
I shower and get dressed. Call down to the Market Street Cafe for reservations and am told they can take me in 5 minutes. Excellent.
The sun looks bizarre today: I order a cheese omelet and it comes with ham. I didn’t order or want ham. But I am so anxious to be here and get started that I say nothing.
Charged the food to my room to use the dining credit that came with my offer, so it is “free” anyway.
After sleeping through the grand opening of Circa last night, I wake up at Ballys Las Vegas, and I am officially on vacation! Oh how good it feels to not have to log on and work. There is a whole neon city out there waiting for me and I cannot wait to grace it with my presence.
It is 8:25 am and the first thing I do is get coffee. Wow this line is long when you are not down here at 4:00 am.
I don’t really want to gamble here because I am moving Downtown today and I would rather gamble there. But I feel obligated to somewhat earn my keep so gamble I do! I lost $200 and called it a day and waved good bye using only my middle finger.
I checked into Fremont and got room 740 and this time I took photos! I also took video but I hate my voice so I have to learn to deal with that before I post. While we are waiting:
This is my second trip to Las Vegas during a pandemic. It is being brought to you by the indescribable feeling of freeeeeeeeee I felt during my last trip to Las Vegas. Going to Vegas, hell traveling anywhere, during a pandemic is definitely not the smartest idea. But my mental health was (and is again) suffering from being inside my apartment.
I booked this trip a million years ago, to be away from the world during the Presidential election. Little did I know, I would end up in the epicenter of it and it would dominate the local news. Oops?
I was able to book a Delta One seat for only $300. This is a full lay down flat seat. I have decided I don’t like these that much. Same thing on JetBlue Mint last year, my legs hurt when I lay down. It feels like I am on a sleeper train in China. Still better than sitting, cramped, on a full flight I suppose.
We took off on time and arrived a bit early. I took a Lyft to Luxor, my first hotel of the trip. My room was not ready. I hate when that happens. I normally arrive at night so I really hated when this happened. I wanted to freshen up and put my money in the safe, nope.
I tried sitting outside just enjoying the fresh-not-triple-digit desert air, checking my phone compulsively for a notification that my room was ready. Eventually, I gave up and I checked my luggage with the Bell Desk. Continue reading →
Las Vegas Travel Blog: Yes, I Packed 9 Hotels Into an 11 Night Stay
Ah the life of Las Vegas travel blogging. While posting my most recent Las Vegas trip report, I mentioned I had planned to link to past photos I have taken of the rooms at Fremont. But it seems I didn’t have any posted? I found it impossible to believe I have never taken room photos of the rooms at Fremont. I went to my poor, old PC to see what was left on there and found 23 Las Vegas Trip reports I never put up.
I always joke that I am such a creature of habit that I could probably post an old trip report as current and just not mention the year and no one would even realize. Boy was I wrong. Reading this was so weird. I was on the cusp of morphing from degenerate slot player to degenerate video poker player. I was much more of a low roller and apparently my biggest lifetime hit was a whopping $300. I also used to love cabs and paying for meals. Who knew?
And back we go to 2005…
Well I’m back from 11 nights in Vegas and I wish I weren’t!
I stayed at nine hotels this trip:
Stratosphere
Golden Nugget
Luxor
The Hotel (before it was Delano)
Monte Carlo (before it was Park MGM)
Westin
Circus Circus
Plaza
Fremont
As I am posting this on my blog in 2020, let me just say that I used to move hotels pretty much every night in an attempt to stay in every hotel. I loved doing this. I still love doing this and move hotels often. Anything longer than three nights in the same room seems boring to me.
It is okay if you don’t like moving hotels during a trip. You don’t have to. But since I like it, I do it.
Overall, this was a great trip. I am a very low roller. My daily budget was $175 and every day with the exception of one day, I hit for at least $100. Being that this was 50% of my entire day’s bankroll, I felt rich! I didn’t come home with any of my winnings mind you, but it was really nice to have that extra playing money. It was also nice waking up in the morning with a bit of extra cash to play with. So, I’ve decided that it is time to up my daily budget to $200/day and I will start that on my next trip.
I hit four Royal Flushes on this trip! But none of them were “real”. Continue reading →
Welcome to yet another insanely long Las Vegas trip report! I left NYC on December 13 and flew back home late night on December 30. This is my favorite time to be in Vegas. The weather is perfect. The week before the week of Christmas is usually pretty dead. There used to be a lot of promos such as point multipliers at this time. Those seem to have slowly gone away though.
I had started to document my planning of this trip, including the many changes to hotels as offers came in. It ended up getting completely overwhelming, even to me. So I’ll spare you that part of the planning process.
I decided I could not stay in any hotel I had stayed in during the past five years. The reason for this? Some people have traditions in Vegas, I have bad habits. I cannot tell you how many times I have made the loop from my room at Fremont, to the Dunkin Donuts, to my favorite machines (of which there are only three: Ultimate X, that one quarter DDB machine, and the Cleopatra Keno near the live Keno.) I wanted to break the cycle, and decided I would set a rule that I can only stay in hotels that I have either never stayed in before, or have not stayed in for many years. The only exception would be that I could stay one night at Four Queens, because I had accidentally purchased a $50 credit on the Binions game, so it would be going to waste if I did not use it. This worked out PERFECTLY because from the time I purchased this non-refundable award, and the time this trip came along, that voucher was good for a night at Apache. This meant I could see a new Binions room for FREE.
Booking this trip proved very difficult to do inside those parameters. It was very hard for me to not stay at Fremont, especially when I had an offer, and when there is a Dunkin Donuts inside the casino. It was VERY difficult for me to agree to paying a resort fee at Park MGM, when on the same night I could be at Fremont for $0, just to adhere to my rule. At least my Park MGM offer came with $40 free play and $50 resort credit. But I told myself that the resort fee was a price I was paying to not be a degenerate making a beeline to my favorite machines.
So in the end, I signed up to pay resort fees on EIGHT nights.
On the day I left for Vegas, it looked like:
3 comped nights at Paris: Paying only the resort fee. I have not stayed here in so many years. Possibly longer than ten years? This offer may or may not come with $70 free play. The offer for $70 free play is showing in my account. But there is a glitch with the offer code that shows it needed to be booked by August, for dates good through 2020. This is obviously incorrect as the offer that supposedly needed to be booked by August, is still showing in my account in December. Let’s see how this goes.
1 comped night at Park MGM: Paying only the resort fee. I have only stayed here when it was Monte Carlo, over a decade ago. My offer came with $40 slot play and $50 dining credit.
2 nights comped at Downtown Grand: 100% comped, no resort fee, $10 in free play to use twice. I have stayed here before as Lady Luck, never as Downtown Grand. This was double booked with two nights at Fremont that I booked just for the freebies. $10 slot play and $20 dining. Yes, I will check into a hotel for a measly $30 in freebies.
3 nights comped at Fitzgeralds….er I mean The D: The room and resort fees were comped but I did pay $10+ tax per night for a smoking room. My last stay here was a very long time ago, which was also coincidentally the last time I had a comped offer from them. This came with $25 dining and $20 free play. I double booked this with El Cortez, for the freebies. It came with $25 dining and $25 free play.
3 nights comped at Wynn, via their mobile app: 100% comped, no resort fees. I last stayed here a million years ago. I am hoping for an upgrade to Encore, which would have me finally staying at every Strip hotel.
2 nights comped at Treasure Island: 100% comped, no resort fees, $100 free play and 30% off spa services. I have never had a comped offer here. My last (and only) paid stay was over a decade ago. This was double booked with one night at Apache, using a voucher from the Binions app. I kind of did want to stay at Apache, but I also kind of hate non smoking rooms. So I’ll check in just because it is free, and to see the new rooms.
4 comped nights at The Linq: I last stayed here when it was The Quad. I had previously stayed numerous times when it was Imperial Palace. I used to love booking it for my first night, so I could stand on the balcony and see the Strip. The balconies are long gone. This was a late offer that included $70 free play and $150 resort credit.
A lot of people get really horrified about hotel changes. Honestly, I don’t see the big deal. I have comps at all these places, which means I play at all these places. If I am going to go and play at these places anyway, why not take an extra few minutes to check in and restart my trip? It really doesn’t make a difference in my future comps. I always hop around and my offers are based on that.
Then came the actual trip planning. A lot of people do not like making plans for Vegas. I love making plans for Vegas. I spend so many hours planning trips, only to arrive in Vegas and forget I ever did that.
I normally have an insane itinerary that is both color coded and detailed. It has very few things to actually do other than switch hotels, casino promos and planned coupon runs. For this trip though, in an attempt to not spend the entire time gambling degenerately, I had to find things to do. I decided to do one thing per day.
What counts as a thing?
I had the same question myself.
In the past, I would put faraway locals casinos in this category. Nothing like spending an hour on a bus to gamble in an unfamiliar casino, right? But this defeats the purpose. So I decided that a thing would be a show, a spa treatment or an attraction that you paid for. So no, walking past the Bellagio fountains while between degenerate sessions at Cosmo and degenerate sessions as Cromwell, did not count.
I knew I wanted to see the Friends parody show at The D. Why has no one ever told me this exists?
I used a MyVegas reward for Ka. I fell asleep through this show in the theater the last time I actually saw it. I also fell asleep in my bed rather than going to the show the last time I had a ticket for it. But hey, it is a “thing” and it is free.
I also added a rule that I had to eat somewhere I have never eaten at before, every day. As I was planning the trip, I had to switch this to “eat somewhere you have not eaten in years.” Downtown doesn’t really have too many places I haven’t eaten at, at least once. The idea was pretty much to break my bad habits and force me to not follow the same pattern as normal, so this rule worked. But it would be stupid to give up dining credit. For places like Boyd properties or El Cortez, there aren’t many choices to use these at places I don’t eat at regularly.
As the trip came closer, there were so many changes and additions to my planning. Offers came in, hotels were changed. Then Vegas.com had a crazy Black Friday promo where for every purchase, you got a $50 credit emailed to you the next day. I ended up booking so many things that it would be impossible to actually do them all.
Finally, the day is here. The day I am leaving for Las Vegas! IT IS HERE IT IS TODAY I AM LEAVING TODAY FOR LAS VEGAS.
I worked from home and treated myself to a Lyft to the airport as it was storming outside. The airport was a mess. TSA were very short staffed. I was flying Mint so I had Even More Speed, which means I can skip the TSA line. Normally it would take about 3 minutes to get through security. Tonight it took over an hour. The line was full of assholes who would not prepare when they got close to the front of the line. They would wait until the last second to take their shoes off, and to take their liquids and laptops out. At some point, people decided it was okay to cut. It was not. I yelled at a couple who tried to cut me, and then just kept going about how I don’t understand why people wait until the very last second to take their liquids out of their bags. I definitely caused a scene. The TSA worker definitely slow clapped my tempter tantrum.
Once I was finally through security, I could hear the last call announcement for my flight. I made it, without time to stop for the restroom. The doors closed before I had even settled in my seat.
Tonight I am flying JetBlue Mint for the first time ever. This is very exciting to me. I have never had a lay down seat on my flight before. I had ordered a Plane Eats meal, since fancy food is not my thing. My meal didn’t make it on the flight. I was offered to pick anything from the pay menu, and it would be free. I picked a sandwich. Guess what, they don’t have anything from that menu. I ended up with a cheese plate, and a whole lot of apologies.
I had my own cabin so it felt private when I was laying down, even though the door only comes up a couple of feet of the ground. So anyone walking by me could look down and see me sleep. I don’t think the seat was as comfortable as I have read about. Your feet go into this little cubby, which felt weird. But overall, I loved having no one near me and being able to lay down.
I arrived in Vegas at midnight and took an Uber to Paris, which is my first hotel of this trip. For some reason, I have 50% off Uber on the app. That was a nice surprise.
Check in was dead. Huge plus of arriving at this time of year.
I was given room 1690, which was the last smoking Strip view room and the check in person had to get permission to give it to me. This was the room type I booked, but I suppose they may have needed it for someone more important than me. Luck was on my side and I was given my keys and sent off to my room.
Night view:
Room view I took the following morning:
I did the thing I always do on night one. I write in my notes about how I feel like I could just go to bed and not gamble the first night, but then decide to anyway. Fuck it, I deserve a reward for surviving the flight, right?
I lost my entire daily budget on dollar Double Double Bonus video poker. I kind of had to, ya know?
I am off to bed at 2:30, psyched as all hell to know I still have over two weeks left in this trip. Anything can happen.
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Welcome to a long overdue Las Vegas trip report! Let’s face it, I am the world’s worst blogger who (at the time I started this post) was posting maybe ten posts a year. Now that I am getting around to actually posting it, I am averaging zero posts a year. As a matter of fact, I am such a horrible blogger than when my account came up for renewal almost a year ago, I didn’t even notice my credit card had expired and my blog went away. Thank you the lovely Ms. Geri for contacting me about that.
This trip was to kick off 2018 without wanting to slit my wrists after returning from a month long trip to Myanmar in December 2017. I had decided that in 2018, I was going to take more frequent and shorter trips. So why not start off with Las Vegas?
I changed my dates a couple of times. I finally settled on January 26 through February 3, so that I could double dip and use my Boyd offers from January and February. I filled the middle in with a three night offer from El Cortez (which I booked for two nights, and stayed only one) and a two night comped stay at Cosmopolitan.
I also booked a one night MyVegas room at Excalibur so I could use some MyVegas buffet rewards that require a stay. I had zero intention of staying there. People really have opinions on whether or not this is ethical. I personally don’t care. I had the points, I booked the room. “This is why all the good rewards are gone! People book rewards and don’t play!!!” I promise you, I gave MLife more than enough to cover the one night stay at Excalibur. As a matter of fact, this comped room was an offer I got sent based on that degenerate play. It was not a MyVegas reward.
I armed with a Member Rewards Book from Las Vegas Advisor, an American Casino Guide, and a bunch of MyVegas rewards. I get six rewards because I have bought a lot of chips. I redeemed them for free plays and buffets.
I like to try new things on every trip. And by “try new things” I really mean “go degenerate in a casino I have never been to before.” This trip I would like to visit Skyline.
I am also going to be trying French Toast Pizza. I saw a photo of it online and have been determined to get there, still have not.
This sounds like a good place to start the actual report.
January 26, 2018
I found a penny on heads at the airport. It seems to be a new thing that I excel at. I used to also be really good at having an empty middle seat. I am one of those people who obsessively check the seats on flights before I board them. I am aiming to have an empty middle seat which is everyone’s dream correct? Right before I went through security, I checked and yes, the seat next to me is empty.
For one time ever we finally board on time. I don’t think this has ever happened when I’ve left in the evening from JFK Airport. Of course the door should be shutting anytime now. Okay how about now. Hey maybe shut the door is now. Isn’t everyone on this plane already?
Enter the stragglers. One of which is seated right next to me in my empty middle seat.
The plane takes off a little bit late. I was having issues with my headphones. You know how sometimes you have to twist them around to get the earphones to actually play in your ears between the sound of static? That’s what was happening to me. After about 15 minutes I finally got the headphones in the perfect place where they were playing in both ears. And then the guy next to me has to get up and pee.
Although it was not his fault, I was still very annoyed at the fact that I had just got my headphones perfectly positioned to work, and now I have to move them so that he can get out.
This happened seven more times.
Obviously this person had some sort of issue. His son or who anyway who I assume is the son, offered to switch seats with me so I can have the window seat. In retrospect, I should have said yes with the caveat that I want the aisle back before we land. Then I could have had a window seat, a working headphone jack, and still have been in the aisle to run the fuck off the plane. Wait why did I not do this? God dammit. Now I am mad at ME.
We land in Las Vegas. I bolt outside hoping to catch the WAX that left about two minutes ago, but maybe it was delayed. Spoiler alert: It wasn’t. I sit down on a bench to wait for the CX bus. I look down and see a penny. But it was on tails. No, go away YOU.
Some guy comes and stands next to my bench. The only thing he has with him is a clear liter sized plastic bag, with his liquids and his passport. Not quite sure where his luggage was. I put my headphones on to listen to Frank Sinatra’s “Luck be a Lady Tonight”. I hate this song but it has found it’s way into my ritual of winning. I took my headphones off when the bus pulled up and the driver got out and lit a cigarette. I wasn’t sure if it was going to be the CX bus or the WAX bus. So I asked him. That opened up a door for him to talk to me and ask me to hang out with him later. No thank you.
I got to the Fremont Hotel at 10:44. I checked into my room, which is room 416. I do not have any room photos but here is my view:
Fremont now has security guarding the elevators. They have zero emotion or expression and sometimes you need to ask them to push the elevator button as they stand basically blocking it. I think this is supposed to make you feel safe. In the room I noticed a little sign that they would be checking rooms with a Do Not Disturb sign for longer than thee days. I didn’t notice if anyone had entered my room.
I put my lucky penny that I had found in the airport in my bra before running outside to play.
I stopped at Dunkin Donuts of course. Then I played at Binions. I lost $100 pretty quick on my video poker machine that on my last trip gave me a Royal Flush followed by Aces with a kicker. I had $10 free play and I lost that too. I move to a Buffalo slot machine and lost yet another hundred. I’m only supposed to gamble $100 total tonight. So since I’ve already lost twice that, I obviously put another $100 bill in another Buffalo slot machine and hit a bonus for $432. Wahoo!
I played some more video poker and got a really weird hand. I got four nines on the draw.
I played Buffalo again I hit a $118 bonus which included this beauty:
I probably would have stayed and played forever but I am absolutely exhausted. I do my swipes for the Motherlode promotion at Binions before I head to bed. I had enough points for three swipes. The first one I got a free gift, the second I got $15 dining credit, the third was yet another free gift. I did not even try to redeem the gifts, I am not interested in lugging crap home.
I was in bed by 2:40 am. Despite my big wins, I end up only $90. Because degenerate.
All good things must come to an end, right? I wake up at Fremont hotel for my final day of this wonderful trip. Not only am I ending a winning trip to Las Vegas, I have a nice stack of pristine $100 bills, which will come in handy for my trip to Myanmar later this year. Between yesterday’s insane run of luck, and my insane run of luck back in March, I pretty much have all my travel though 2018 paid for. How cool is that!?
First stop is Dunkin Donuts, second stop is next door at Binions to play on my magical machine. Which is taken by someone else. DAMMIT.
I walk back to Fremont and play quarter Double Double Bonus video poker. First win of the day.
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I take an Uber to go buy cigarettes and then return to California to do some quick playing before checking out. I also stopped to pay my hotel bill, a whopping $4.61, in cash.
I order a cheese omelet and it comes with ham. I didn’t order or want ham. But I am so anxious to be here and get started that I say nothing.
